Holiday Greetings from an Attorney

[Greybeard]

Yes I am one

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than neither any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[Rockstar44]

Thanks. And the same to you.

[Novaova]

tl;dr

[Inquartata]

Objection, your Honor. Orthodox Xmas is NOT celebrated at the winter solstice!

[telkanuru]

Jehova's Witnesses believe Jesus' birthday to be in October.

One would think they would know, since they presumably saw it.

[Sean Butler]

LOL that was great, Greybeard! Merry Christmas to you too!

[Downtown]

Merry Hannamas Greybeard!

[magic_moose]

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Shouldn't you be wishing your Republican Friends a "Happy War on War On Christmas"? I thought that was a sort of raison d'être this time of year.

To all my libertarian friends:
"See friends and family, sing some songs, give some gifts, drink some eggnog, and have a good time!"