Thought for Today

[Greybeard]

Some People Are Like Slinkies; They're Not Really Good For Anything, But Do Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs

[Rabid Monk]

*pushes Greybeard down the stairs*





it worked!

[Greybeard]

I am very flexible.

[magic_moose]

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;

Slinky quote of the day.

[Greybeard]

That would kick in your AD&D rider or if pushed, double indemnity

Insurance quote of the day