Funny stuff

[135711]

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but ***** since you got here."

[counter riposte]

[SexyPeacock]

AH! Reminds me of my life in a odd, yet, disterbed way........

Mabey I should keep my mouth shut for the next year, then when I become 18( can not me slapped) I'll just say two words to my, over controling.... parental unit(s)............

Love,
K.C.P

[dreadfoil]

your life in an odd, yet disturbed way. did you know that some, if not all of the iranian/middle eastern problems arose from the theft of the so-calle peacock thrown?

[epeefencer74]

I've got another funny along the religious (sacraligious more like it) line.

3 men die and go to heaven. They are greeted at the gates by St. Peter who says to them, " Ok guys, heaven is getting full up I gonna have to give you guys a pop quiz on your knowledge of the bible before I allow you entry."

So he askes the first guy,"Who were the earthly parents of Jesus?", and he answers " That's easy; Mary and Joseph", and the gates of heaven swung open with the angels singing Alleluia.

Then St Peter says to the second guy, " I'm gonna have to go tougher on you" and proceeds to ask the question, " Who lead the Israelites out of Egypt?". After thinking for a while, the second guy answers "Moses!!" and the gates of heaven swung open with the angles singing Alleluia.

Finally St. Peter turns to the last guy and says " I'm sorry but I have to give you a real tough one." " What did Eve say when he first met Adam?". The guy thought really hard, but he couldn't think of anywhere in the bible that mentions what Eve said. He fretted and thought and finally made the comment " Hmm that's a hard one." and the gates of heaven swung open and the angels sing Alleluia.............

[135711]

i thought sister was pretty clever. i went to an all women's catholic college and the nuns were very nice. as long as the stories did not include curse words or references to romantic liasons, it was okay, or anything disgusting, as nuns take vows of chastity. since sister was in the grip, so to speak, of an advanced sadist, i think she did very well, given that she, as many fencers know, only could speak two words: oui, or yes.

[SexyPeacock]

dreadfoil, you call'in me a bandit.
or perhaps i'm just stupid. any case you be right.... through the middle east has worshiped the mighty peacock.for so long.. i do say tell me more of this, ..so called "peaock thrown". You've caght my curiousity, ands my ingunuity

... .. yes so ... let the peacocks grant you many children.....

or just grant you peacocks.... lol.
yeesh i feel stupid
well catch yea later

k.c.p

[135711]

the peacock thrown is a actual historical reference! you must have been asleep in history class. it means the thrown of iran, and long long time ago, it was 'stolen' from the king. now, some people took the story literally, and went in search of it, to india, however, it was only a way of explaining 'under the surface' what happened, a long long time ago, to one of the kingdoms of iran. ~the end~

ps: where are you from , where do you fence?

[SexyPeacock]

Well, dont that beat all. Thanks for clearing that up for me, 135711.
darn i thought i could take over the world with that.... empire...
They dont call me the peacock goddess for nothing!! ^_~
Yes i do remeber hearing about it long long time ago, and i was sleep most my history classes.....

and we all know i feel very stupid now... my apologizes to dreadfoil, and thanks to 135711, and death to my ego.

as for fencing love, *sigh* I live in utah, salt lake. and i just dont have the money right now to start fencing, and my doctor forbids me tell my bones become stronger. Ive been meaing to tell the board that. i really dont think it's fair that i countiune with the disscusions on the board because i can't fence at the momment. to say i still study the art , well as one can with out experianceing it..... and i love to hear about what you guys do, just whish i could do it to. hm i guesss if its ok with the rest of the board that i stay on, it would be great, mabey you guys to help me along with my recovery? other wise i'll let the once who actually can fence appear on the board.

love yea lots
K.C.P

[Psi Shadowdark]

i have no problem if u post =)