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    Funny joke about Forum members...

    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
    changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

    another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
    "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
    bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
    this discussion to a light bulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
    bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
    buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
    technique and what brands are faulty

    5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
    corrected URL's

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
    all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" of "x2"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
    cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
    light bulbs"

    1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
    start it all over again.

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    3,459 to post about alternative light bult changing shoes

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    2304 posts reposting the same dumb **** that wasn't funny when it was first on the internet a decade ago.
    The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde

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    One person to point out that this has been posted numerous times before, provide links to said previous postings, and berate the OP for not using the search threads function.

    Posted by Craig in 2003

    Posted by JackSparrow in 2005...and closed by Gav shortly thereafter.

    Posted by Downtown in 2008

    Had enough? I sure have.
    Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom5588 View Post
    One person to point out that this has been posted numerous times before, provide links to said previous postings, and berate the OP for not using the search threads function.

    Posted by Craig in 2003

    Posted by JackSparrow in 2005...and closed by Gav shortly thereafter.

    Posted by Downtown in 2008

    Had enough? I sure have.
    Hahaha.


    Nicely done.

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