Favorite movie quotes!!

[Sloan24]

So I have many.... but one of my all time favorites is,
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes- you look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed- pure West Virginia. What does your father do- is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lam? You know how quickly the boys found you- all those tedious sticky fumblings in the backseats of cars while you could only dream of getting out- getting anywhere- getting all the way to the F--B--I...

~Dr. Hannibal Lecter to Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs

[Fechter1]

So many to choose from... Bonus points if you can place them.


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-Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

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-We're good.
-Yes, we are.

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-Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

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-It's just a flesh wound...

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-What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!?

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-Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

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-When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

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[Purple Fencer]

-Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

George C. Scott....Dr. Stangelove (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

GREAT scene!
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-It's just a flesh wound...

John Cleese...Monty Python and the Holy Grail (come on....this is the easiest one on the list!)
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-What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!?

Rick Moranis...Spaceballs (another GREAT flick!)

[Immelmann]

-Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
Adam Baldwin as Jayne, from the movie Serenity


-When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Eli Wallach as Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (my personal favorite movie of all time)

-Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams from Army of Darkness

[Fechter1]

I guess those were a bit too easy... Here goes again...

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I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin' (multiples possible here)

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All right, you alien a**holes! In the words of my generation: Up Yours!

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Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.

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[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

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And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

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You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?

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Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.

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(Repeat 'cause noone got this one yet...)
-We're good.
-Yes, we are.

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Have at it.

[telkanuru]

Mine (same deal)

-Oliver majors in Neo-Fascism at Columbia
-Actually, economics.
-Semantics.

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-How you doin' Mac?
-Good enough to f**k your mother!

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1 -The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter.
2 - Good God. We're out of our depths here.
1 - No, no, no! He hasn't got a daughter! The old man thinks he's in love with his daughter.
2 - The old man is?
1 - [Name Redacted] … in love … with the old man's daughter … the old man … thinks.



If you get #3, you get bonus bonus points.

[fencerwallet]

I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin' (multiples possible here)

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All right, you alien a**holes! In the words of my generation: Up Yours!

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Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.

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You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?

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Have at it.

I've got some of these...First one, Lloyd Bridges' character in "Airplane!"; Second, one, Randy Quaid's character in "Independence Day" as he flies into the beam of the alien ship; Third one, from "Men in Black"; and fourth, I think was from "Jumanji"?

[Sloan24]

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

Have at it.

~Donkey in the first Shrek!! =D

[TBean]

[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

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Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.

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Brad Pitt as John Smith from Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Kevin Kline as Otto from A Fish Called Wanda

[matt9476]

"Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I want Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy, holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here -- with a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh1t he is!! Hallelujiah! Holy sh1t! Where's the tylenol?"

[Gav]

Here's 3 (since it appears that everyone else managed to get the other quotes).

What the **** is the internet?

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Evil does not wear a bonnet!

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Why is that melon over there?
That's not important right now...

[CurtM]

"Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I want Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy, holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here -- with a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh1t he is!! Hallelujiah! Holy sh1t! Where's the tylenol?"

Chevy Chase in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

[Wallance]

One of my favorite quotes allthough It might not be hard to guess where it's from.

- Bring me everyone.
- What do you mean "everyone"?
- EVERYONE!.

[Fechter1]

One of my favorite quotes allthough It might not be hard to guess where it's from.

- Bring me everyone.
- What do you mean "everyone"?
- EVERYONE!.

Agent Stansfield in 'Leon' (also known as The Professional)

[Wallance]

Agent Stansfield in 'Leon' (also known as The Professional)

Which is correct. Just love Gary Oldmans acting in that movie.

[Mr. Top Hat]

(person 1)what you don't know is i have 134 black op snipers stationed about here. (person 2) no you don't (person 1) would you believe two dozen delta force troops? (person 2) nope (person 1) how about chuck norris with a bb gun?

[Purple Fencer]

(person 1)what you don't know is i have 134 black op snipers stationed about here. (person 2) no you don't (person 1) would you believe two dozen delta force troops? (person 2) nope (person 1) how about chuck norris with a bb gun?

That really sounds like Get Smart...

[CurtM]

“Captured by crazed wild boars and about to be sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar!"
”Are we lucky or what?"

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"This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?"

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"You're a hallucination, brought on by alcohol--Russian vodka--poisoned by Chernobyl!"

[matt9476]

Well, who said 'when in Rome, do as the Romans do'?

I said Rome, not Paris. This is Paris, and you're drunk!

[Lady Quindecim]

"This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?"

"Go that way - really fast. If something get in your way, turn."
"What's worse; not speaking English at all, or only speaking Howard Cosell(sp)?"
Hm... what was that movie... I would be 'Better Off' if I could remember.
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Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the ****ing last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
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