Make your own Political party!

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OK, I mistakenly originally posted this in the Politics area, but it really is more of a game, so here goes:

As the elections cycle comes to close for this Presidential contest, many people are frustrated with the feeling that while we are told that we have a two party system, the fact is that the difference between most of our elected officials is in the color of their campaign fliers.

So in an effort to make our country moor interesting I want you all to come up with your own political parties. Create their platform and give it a name! Have fun!
My proposal:

The Theocratic Communistic Libertarian Party:
Join us as we move America in a new direction! Our belief in the rule of an all powerful Deity that wishes all individualistic individuals to live in harmony by giving all their profits to the central cathedral so as to eliminate all strife between our brothers and sisters. We promise to dismantle all of these so called "freeways" as they are a drain on our natural resources and an impediment to the individualistic heritage our great nation was founded on. Existing large corporations that have not been identified as a threat to our libertarian beliefs AND that have not been associated with the great EVIL will be given a loud voice in our government, helping to make this county that much better for our constituents.

[D'Art]

Here's mine.

The Apathy party

No manifesto cos I couldn't be bothered.

[ESLyon]

The Procrastinator Party, I'll post my parties views tomorrow...

[Epee_Pox]

The Fashionably Late party will now launch its campaign for the 2008 presidential election.