Name the superhero

[matt9476]

As some of you already know, I was diagnosed with cancer a month ago. Don't worry, I'm going to be fine. But I'll start my radiation next week, and I'm convinced it will mutate my genes and give me super powers. That's how it works in comic books. But what do I do with my new-found abilities? What do I call myself? That's where you come in.
Here's the game: give the person above you, in this first case me, a superhero name and a super power, based on what you know of that person. For instance: I'll pick on Inq, whose name would be The Mighty Harumph. His super power would be a spectral hand that slaps "dumbasses" upside the head.
Be creative!

[sabreur]

Ok......

Matt becomes Darth Bulb, whose super power is that he glows like a bank of football stadium lights at night, attracting a multitude of insects, stinging and otherwise, which he sends to defeat his opponents.

[Meteoric Iron]

Sabreur is Milus Gloriosus--protector of the weak, lover of women, animal rights, Heidelbergian honor duels. He can see when someone is telling the truth, and can confound all evil with logic, wit, and headcuts that realign opponents to his viewpoint. He is always off to the next adventure, after all the women in a 45 m. radius have fallen in love with his manly physique.

[parrythis]

Meteoric Iron is better known as The Invisible Avatar. With the power to become invisible, his specialty is slipping into women's locker rooms undetected so he can protect them from dangerous shower situations.

[Go? Fencing?]

Parrythis, aka The Masked Man, is able to conceal his true identity from anyone by simply wearing a mask over his eyes. His hat grants him the ability to swordfight with the best of them... and win, as well as look rather dashing.

[Fencergrl]

Go? Fencing? is a superhero squirrel known simply as "Go". She is very speedy and uses this ability to herd little girls at camp all in one direction. As you can well imagine, this is not an easy task, even for a superhero squirrel.

[Westley]

Fencrgrl is the most brutal cougar of all time. All young men are attracted to her, but only good-looking ones with good grooming skills, and after she sleeps with them she becomes an actual cougar and eats them alive. They love every horrible second.

[I_luv_saber]

Dread Pirate Roberts..... abilities include amazing (ambidextrous) fencing ability, as well as instant destruction of Rodents of Unusual Size!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

While I appreciate the compliments, what superhero is Wesley?

Wesley is superhero Brownie Boy (or so people believe when they eat his "special brownies"). His superpowers include mesmerizing people with his lava lamp and coming up with bizarre yet compelling stories to entertain those not entranced by the lava lamp.

I_luv_saber special powers is the ability to make love to his sabre without becoming like this guy A Really Bad Day...

This type of superhero is something one sees out at sea. Some men don't deal with the lonely nights as well as others.

[Fencergrl]

Brief intermission for a thread drift...

Go? Fencing? is a superhero squirrel known simply as "Go". She is very speedy and uses this ability to herd little girls at camp all in one direction. As you can well imagine, this is not an easy task, even for a superhero squirrel.

This just in! Caught on film Go? as a superhero.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled thread.

[erik_blank]

FencerGirl, AKA Princess Ida. A born Chamelian, Princess Ida foils Criminals, Terorists and near-sighted fencing referees alike, stopping their reign of terror with her near magical abilities to re-create any Gilbert and Sullivan musical out of thin air. Never appearing twice in the same outfit, Princes Ida is difficult to see until her target is in the throws of a second or third rendition of "A Modern Major General."

[Westley]

EriK Blank has the ability to give you a hundred dollars for your watch, a couple hundred more for your dog, ten more for your car, and when you look in your wallet all that's left is a single bill rolled up in the corner crying to itself.

[latenight]

[quote=Westley;749765]EriK Blank has the ability to give you a hundred dollars for your watch, a couple hundred more for your dog, ten more for your car, and when you look in your wallet all that's left is a single bill rolled up in the corner crying to itself.[/quote

Westley is "The Pharmacologist". He has the ability to cloud the air with mind-bending chemicals, which of course have little effect on him, but send his opponents into madness. Think Scarecrow with a bong.

[erik_blank]

Latenight, AKA the Man Without a Face, has the ability to mold his face into any shape or form he can imagine, thus beguiling his opponents into believeing that htey are talking to their favorite latenight show host prior o dispatching them with 'extreme prejudice."