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My own personal evil plan:


Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of empire state building. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

[Go? Fencing?]

Here's mine!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[erik_blank]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One


To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two


Next, you must obliterate the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[Phantom5588]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a town mascot. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, baffled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the town's water supply. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


They forgot one very essential question...weapon of choice?

Mine would be Chuck Norris.

[Timo]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your time machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[ThatReallyHurt]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a scientist. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.