AF's ongoing story

[aussiefencer]

ok lets write the most random story the world has every seen!
rules:

you can never end the story.

make as many charactors as you like but your post can only be 1 (one) sentence long.
so it will end up like this....

post1: once upon a time there was a muffin.

post2:and the muffins name was bob

post3: one day bob found out his wife was cheating.

ect. ect. so i will start

once upon a time in a land far away they lived a zebra called fred.

[Musicfencer]

woah man?
just joined?!
0_o