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    I woke up at 10:55, because I forgot to set my alarm when I went to sleep at 5 in the morning finishing up my two 3 page typed essays. I was tired and 2 hours and 45 minutes late for class. When I finally made it to class, I was in such a rush, that I forgot both papers on my computer desk. So I got two zeroes (all that work for nothing). Later, in gym class while I was running laps, I saw the girl that I liked from chemistry and while I was staring at her, I accidently...
    This girl was like "Hello", and I was like "No Thanx"

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    let rip one of my most noxious of bottom burps, at which point....
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    She looked at me like "Are you furreal?" and then turned to her friends and laughed. I was so embarrassed...
    This girl was like "Hello", and I was like "No Thanx"

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    I then decided that to regain my former non burping status I must ......
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    never breathe again. One of my friends reminded me that this was possibly a bit on the drastic side, and instead suggested that I.....
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    go kill myself, but they were only joking. After I re-gained my composure, the bell rang and I started walking to my next class which was...
    Last edited by 2Shane; 08-28-2008 at 07:41 PM.
    This girl was like "Hello", and I was like "No Thanx"

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    Anatomy. Which was always good for childish jokes and sniggering from the awkward, supposedly studly blokes. Unfortunately for them, history shows that they were the ones who tended to end up as......
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    used car salesmen. As I shuffled through my backpack for my anatomy book I looked to my left and back 2 rows and saw...
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    ... a pair of long, shapely legs sticking out the side of a desk from a denim miniskirt. I flicked my eyes upward to check out the dame they belong to. She...
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    appeared to be part octopus part sea urchin. Never had I seen someone with such curves and so many prickles. Her lips parted slightly as she .....
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    ...let out a wistful sigh. Her light green eyes stared straight ahead, seemingly lost in thought, or perhaps a daydream. My eyes drifted downward again when she crossed her legs, and a noise from the front of the class snapped her out of her reverie. That was when she noticed me...
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    staring like a maniac with my mouth hanging open like a dog. Good God, I thought. That girl is...
    This girl was like "Hello", and I was like "No Thanx"

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    Amazing. I have to find a way of getting her to be my lab partner. AS I thought these words a plan began to form in my mind......
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    ... but she was still looking at me, gaping at her legs. She threw her anatomy book at me, and practically screamed, "Quit trying to look up my skirt, you perv!" My head snapped back as the hardcover impacted with my cranium. The last thing I saw before the darkness claimed me was her white and blue tennis shoes.
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    When I finally came to, the million of minute dots decorating the Nurses ceiling greeted me. I slowly sat upright and slid off of the blue plastic bed, the crinkle of the paper covering echoing into the empty room. When all of a sudden...
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    ... my strength gave out and I fell back on the bed in a swoon. My guess is, I've got a mild concussion. I lay down for a few minutes before trying again, rising slowly until I was upright again. At that moment, a couple of knocks sounded against the door, reverberating painfully in my skull before the door opened. It was the knockout (literally) from my anatomy class. And in her hand, she carried...
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    my anatomy book and my backpack were slung over her shoulder. "Umm hi." Those were the first words that slipped through her lips as her gaze meet mine.
    "I thought you might like your things when you... umm awoke - the nurse gaurded you like a bulldog, she just barely let me in to give them to you." She smiled. I had to catch myself, jeez how embarassing- geting light headed over that. " Umm err... uh tthanks. That was really nice of you." Really nice of you ???!! Did I really just say that, crap.
    "It was no problem at all, once you get past the bark the nurse wasn't that bad. She replied smiling once more. Thats when I noticed.....
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    ... her eyes flicking between mine, and the bump on my forehead. As nervous as I was, I started to feel even more self conscious. The last thing I needed was to look like Quasimodo, especially if I wanted this girl as my lab partner. So I screwed up my courage and said "So wha-" when my voice went up an octave. I cleared my throat, feeling my cheeks burn up, and tried again. "So what did I miss while I was... erm... out?" I asked her.
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    "I've made complete notes", she said, producing a college ruled notebook with fuschia cardboard covers and and bound with a spiral of some sort of silvery metal. I saw a quick flash of perfect white teeth between slightly parted cupid's bow lips as she hesitantly held it out to me.

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    was so hypnotized by this girl, she had some kind of hold on me. I couldnt do anything else but...
    This girl was like "Hello", and I was like "No Thanx"

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