Need help with job application (Photoshop experts please!!!)

[ReverseLunge]

job application

[BAKER/the/swd/grl]

?????!!!!! Are you serious?

[Pescados666]

Why not just use someone elses picture?

[Neinteen]

?????!!!!! Are you serious?

He's troll-hard serious.

[mrbiggs]

I am a hard working African-American man who is submitting my resume to a pretty prestigious company that requires a recent picture to be included when submitting the resume. Though I do have a recent picture of myself, the way I look in the picture might not be too appealing to a potential employer so I would like to know if anyone fellow fencers here here with good photoshop skills could help me out by touching it up a little bit.

What I would basically like to have done if possible is turned in to a white male of northern European decent. (Norway, Finland, Sweden etc.)

Though it might seem crazy if and when they call me in for the first interview, it would at least get me in the door and after that I could play the race card if they don't take it to the next level.

Thank you in advanced.

?????!!!!! Are you serious?

...why wouldn't he be serious?

I would help, but I'm not good enough at photoshop to fool an employer.

[Neinteen]

rawr im a troll and i like to talk about how i think life is unfair and wont give me a job because im black even tho its actually because im a jerk

QFT. __

[Got_Fenced_In]

Is this for real? Seriously? I'm good with photoshop and things, but...

[Fencergrl]

There... I worked on your pic RL. Is the skin still too dark??? I thought the purple hair was a nice touch.

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-conte...7/05/troll.jpg

[Nolano]

I could probably do it.

[Fencergrl]

Aren't you are Mr. Sunshine?

[Nolano]

I should say I'll give it a shot. Changing skin color is the easier part, if facial features need to change to make it look right, that's a lot more difficult. Go ahead and send it to me and I'll see what I can do.

[Fencergrl]

He looks pretty white already.

You know I was wondering what weird and wonderful path this thread was going to go...

[Got_Fenced_In]

Um... I guess I could try, too, but Nolano'll probably outdo me...

Give me ten minutes, and I'll post. Oh yes, I'll post, alright...

[Got_Fenced_In]

Eh, okay, I have to go. But I am DEFINITELY uploading your new picture tomorrow.

[Got_Fenced_In]

Here! It's your new look, hope you like it.

It was the easiest job ever, really. Only took five minutes, and I didn't even have to whip out my wacom. (Most of my jobs take HOURS.) It was a snap! Although... it didn't turn out white so much as... well, nevermind, just tell me if you approve or not =)

[Fencergrl]

Nicely done girl!

[Zilverzmurfen]

Here! It's your new look, hope you like it.

It was the easiest job ever, really. Only took five minutes, and I didn't even have to whip out my wacom. (Most of my jobs take HOURS.) It was a snap! Although... it didn't turn out white so much as... well, nevermind, just tell me if you approve or not =)

Good job, girl!

RL deleted his post so that must mean that -- thanks to you -- he got the job already.

[Got_Fenced_In]

Haha, had he really been serious about something like this (god knows why someone would be, though =P) I could do it so much better... I'm really not bad at PS, actually. Although I prefer fireworks.

[sionnach]

Haha, had he really been serious about something like this (god knows why someone would be, though =P) I could do it so much better... I'm really not bad at PS, actually. Although I prefer fireworks.

For good photomanip you have to use PS. I absolutely adore fireworks for my graphic work though

[Got_Fenced_In]

That's mostly what I do, graphics.