Once upon a time in Arconia in the city of Arconia ruled by king dork Arcon. (The people of this land prided themselves on creativity.)had trouble with a neighboring village. They kept sending their cows to graze in Arconian land.
Once a foreigner attacked a Arconian herdsman, beat him badly, and confiscated his cows. But this was not just any herdsman, it was the son of the dork king! The people of Arconia took up arms - or rather, work tools they could wield as arms. The result was a small battle between the two villages, in which a dozen or so Arconian housewives ate it.
The Arconian army retreated in defeat.
The dork king Arcon, undaunted, ordered his men to fabricate a cannon to blast the enemy to smithereens, they did not have the necessary tools and materials to build a cannon. "No matter,” said the dork king, “Chop a tree down, and create the cannon from its trunk!"
During the night the people of Arconia created the first wooden cannon in history, ready for deployment. They towed it up a nearby hill, and the entire village gathered around to watch the victory.
The Gunmaster loaded the cannon with gunpowder, put a large rock projectile in the barrel, pointed the weapon towards the enemy village and fired it... KABOOMM!!
Twenty people near the cannon died, and many others were seriously wounded.
However the dork king Arcon survived, and immediately issued a victory message for his people, saying: "If we have so many dead, how many can there be of the enemy?"
Stupid Arconians!!!!
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