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    A Wall of Protection is going up

    After Brother Emmanuel had cleaned up and eaten his fill (after many hours), he came and met with Willow in her private chambers.

    "My dear Willow, I got the message from you that you wanted me to bring you a certain book from the Duchess of Sunnydale. Things must be in dire straights for you to ask for this book," he said to her.

    "Yes, Brother, things are worse than before. We have traitors among us and I must do something to stop them. I need the book to be able to do this," Willow replies.

    Brother Emmanuel sighs and tells Willow,"I hope you know what you are doing, child. This book is not to be used lightly." He reaches out and hands Willow the bright yellow book entitled "Spells for Dummies."

    "Thank you, Brother. And now, if you will excuse me, I must be alone to do what I have to do." Brother Emmanuel looks distressed, but respecting the Lady Willow's wishes, he leaves the room.

    Turning to the index, Willow runs her finger down the list of spells, looking for the one she seeks....."Turn men into frogs"....no....."Spell for changing lead into gold"...no...."Spell for changing enemies into goats"...hmmm, promising, but for another time....ahh, here it is...."The Wall of Protection Spell." She quickly turns to page 168 to look up the spell and find out what ingredients she needs. "Let me see...," she says, "Fresca...got that.....spam....got that....pudding snack packs....got that...ok, where am I going to find the blood of a virgin?" Then she hits herself on the head...."Why didn't I think of it...*I* am a virgin..."

    Willow arranges the Fresca, Spam, and Pudding Pack into a triangle, as the instructions say. She then places long white candles at each point of the triangle, and steps inside the triangle. Pricking her finger, she puts a drop of blood on each of the special items and on the candles. Glancing at the book to make sure she is using the right words (she doesn't want to make the same mistake her friend, Ash, made), she stands tall and mutters:

    "Oh, heavenly spirit, hear my plea...
    I give my body and spirit to thee...
    I beg for help to protect my friends...
    Please put a wall of protection that never ends...
    Protect Swordsman and Moon and all of Arconia...
    Keep them safe from harm and all bolognia"

    Willow then blows out the candles and mutters, "I have done all I can do, now."


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    I can feel it Willow , its working.
    ......arcon

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    Bolognia??

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    Originally posted by Fencing Angel:
    Bolognia??
    Hey, it rhymes and it works....LOL

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    i know.. i just wanted to give you a bad time willow... hehe all in good fun... hehehe


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    Don't worry Willow, you did a lot.

    ....Well, the wall of protection worked, and in about an milli-instant, a force field went up all around the kingdom.....


    No, but I talk with Elvis.


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    Next time someone does one of those WARN ME!!! My aura was disturbed, as were my energies!!!!!! Willow thank you for doing that spell, but do you really think that you were up to it? From what I hear that spell drains the energies of the caster, sapping it until they find something or someone they can "anchor" the spell to. I hope you have done that, as I feel we may be needing you more in the future. As for Brother Emannuel....ummm keep him out of my chambers please!
    Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!

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    All your walls
    Are now belong to us.

    Please refer to my post on spells. Thank you!

    I can feel the Royalty wriggle. They are terrified by the mocking of the masses. They have lost touch and must be replaced

    I have brought a war,


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    I AM SCRUBDEATH! YOU ARE DEFEATED!

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    <yawn> Sorry, Scrubdeath, you have become tiresome. You ARE the weakest link....g'bye.

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    Someone, who shall remain nameless, is a poster child for year round school. Are their lives THAT pathetic that they need to do these things? It's not even clever, or original. Talk about a NON-challenge.

    Since he/she/whatever used poorly translated Japanese, here's a word for him/her/it: BAKA

    Now, I suggest we ignore any & all further posts by this very pathetic child, & go on with our conversations. Don't forget about the writing contest! First place, a fencing weapon!
    "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."

    -- Rudyard Kipling

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    All your recomendations
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    moon, moon, moon. Oh how you sting me. You try to insult that which you do not understand, and move past that which you have not yet mastered.

    Aren't creative people (like you claim to be) supposed to be very open minded? Your mind is closed. You don't see what I am offering you. FREEDOM! I am offering you freedom from that pimply faced D&D wannabe deity arcon. I come here and I see a bunch of old (many married) women curtailing to the whims of an uncreative child with a massive inferiority complex. If he was a real man he would get his ego from his accomplishments, not from his harem of thin-skinned girls whos biological clocks are in overdrive. You want wear leather and lace? You want to be submisive? Fine by me, but take it to an S&M site and outta here.

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    I AM SCRUBDEATH! YOU ARE DEFEATED!

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    Gang, I believe that this G.W. character is someone who heard about fencing.net from the Christian chatroom Willow & I visit. We sometimes talk about the fun we have. The personal statements, as well as the references to religion, point toward this. I'm sorry if we have caused such a nasty, spiteful & rather childish person to bother you all.

    It's really troubling to see people whose brains are so scrambled that they think acting like this is right. It is very unfortunate. I will not be responding to this troubled person anymore in the future, because he feeds off it. He appears miserable with his life (hence the need to act this way), & only wants to drag us down.

    Let's just go back to the fun. We have something great going on. Some people only want to spoil it.
    "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."

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    I don't think so, Moon. GW is also on FencingSucks...fyi.


    a silently observant scarlet.

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    Senior Member Array Moonitic's Avatar
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    Hey, wait...I don't belong to anyone! LOL..

    Although, I do appreciate that soap opera stuff you're doing, Spacey! Keep it up! It's classic!

    Scarlet, ok...just wondering. Sounded exactly like a trouble maker that Willow & I have dealt with.

    "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."

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