New game! Make a prophecy about the person above you, and end it with "in accordance with the prophecy." The sillier and more cryptic, the better. Such as:
Forumite 1: Go? Fencing? shall dance a jig on top of an elk, in accordance with the prophecy.
Forumite 2: Forumite 1 is going to discover the true meaning of in-fighting, in accordance with the prophecy.
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By next week G?F? will realize that occasionally the good people of fnet can be humongous dolts, by ignoring her thread... in accordance with the prophecy.
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...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
(But all things must come to an end.)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!" - Teddy Roosevelt
Go? Fencing? will find some lovely nuts (your favourite kind) ... in accordance with the prophecy.
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"But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic & that’s what makes my life so f'cking fantastic"~ Lily Allen
By the time a woman realizes that her mother was right, she already has a daughter who's convinced she's wrong.
Westley will find mushroom omelets to be completely in accordance with the prophecy.
__________________ M2: Everything is true. GP: Even false things? M2: Even false things are true. GP: How can that be? M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
G?F? will stub her toe on a piece of heavy furniture and discover she can speak seven languages by suddenly swearing in all of them... in accordance with the prophecy.
__________________ Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
In the seventh hour of the new moon on the eve of the darkest sunlight sparrow, TRH shall unveil the true slide rule of antioch, and all shall hearald the new paridigm of slide... in accordance with the prophecy.
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"Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein
'Allo, my name is not Inegio Montoya... You... you did not kill my father... eh, ...prepare to die anyway!
The DRP will find himself some interesting adventures in accordance with the prophecy.
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"But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic & that’s what makes my life so f'cking fantastic"~ Lily Allen
By the time a woman realizes that her mother was right, she already has a daughter who's convinced she's wrong.
And yea, in the fourth round of the eliminations direct, Fencergrl, with arms raised high shall smite the holy coconut, and seeing the coconut smitten, shall with feeling, place within it the lime. Then in the morning shall she THEN call the doctor... in accordance with the prophecy.
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"Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein
'Allo, my name is not Inegio Montoya... You... you did not kill my father... eh, ...prepare to die anyway!
... in accordance with the prophecy.
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