In Accordance with the Prophecy

[Go? Fencing?]

Jack will find himself covered in pompoms, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

G?F? will find herself buried in a thread of prophecies, according to the prophecy.

[parrythis]

magic_moose will pull a rabbit out of his hat, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Perrythis will rob from the rich and give to the poor...
...in California, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q is known to cause cancer in the state of California, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

(I'm known to cause worse than that)
G?F? will bound and leap from tree to tree delivering nuts to little rodents all over the world, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

Lady Q will undergo an sex change operation and become Gentleman Q, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Magic moose will bake sugar cookies in the shape of himself, using the cookie cutter found in his avatar, and cover them in multicolored sugar, then give one to G?F?, in accordance with the prophecy.

[poor_nizzie]

G?F? will appear in a stage revival of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, this time sparing Julia Louis-Dreyfus's neck, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Nizzie will find herself irresistably drawn to foil, guitar, and knitting, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

G?F? will explain how in the world someone can knit a guitar out of foil, in accordance with the prophecy.

[JackOfHearts]

Jack will find himself covered in pompoms, in accordance with the prophecy.

I think I would've preferred the cheerleaders.

Lady Q will receive a kilt knitted out of foil and guitar strings for the holidays, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

You make it, I'll wear it... and send pictures, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

LQ will start a "psychic palm reading"service using a combination of foils, tropical trees, and pressure springs,.. in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

magic moose will be random, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q will debate the relative merits of pink vs. traditional yellow lemonade, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

G?F? will reach into her red hat and retrieve one acorn, one beechnut, and one mockernut, make lunch of same, and then go get John Lee Hooker to write her a bluesy song to sing about this.

[Go? Fencing?]

Magic moose will discover the joy inherent in all types of cookies, and then send me some, darn it! ...in accordance with the prophecy. I'm still waiting for my cookie from the last time I prophecied about you, for heaven's sake!

[magic_moose]

G?F? will find some way to convince Mrs. Moose to bake some more cookies so that the postal service can obtain a bit of extra revenue this season, according to the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Magic moose will get Mrs. Moose onto the forum so I can do exactly that, in accordance with the prophecy. Although we're running short on time, as I'll be baking my own cookies when I get home.