In Accordance with the Prophecy

[erik_blank]

Yea verrily it shal come to pass that GF shall find once again the number of the feast, and the number of the feast shall be four. Four being the counting, thus shall GF not count to Five, neither shall GF count to three unless it is immediately followed by four. SIX IS RIGHT OUT... in accordance with the Prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

One day, erik blank will discover that three is a magic number, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

(Odd... I already knew that three was the universal answer, and that all other answers are merly derivitaves of three. Any other answer is of course faulty, and any others wishing to suggest otherwise is obviously a heritic and unable to do 'real' math)

GF, being one with the world shall discover what it means to become one with the strip (and Mask)... In accordance with the Prophecy

[Zasha]

erik_blank will wake up and discover that he is being suspended upside-down from a bridge, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Zasha will read ancient Cyrillic glyphs of prophecy depicting Zasha reading ancient Cyrillic glyphs of prophecy depicting Zasha reading ancient Cyrillic glyphs of prophecy depicting Zasha reading ancient Cyrillic glyphs of prophecy depicting Zasha reading ancient Cyrillic glyphs of prophecy depicting Zasha reading ancient Cyrillic glyphs of prophecy, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

LQ will take up programming and write nothing but endless loops of recursive code, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

<?
/**
* This will never run
*/
string function be_prophetic(string $string) {
return be_prophetic($string);
}

echo be_prophetic (", in accordance with the prophecy.\n");
?>

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q will break her head studying Coptic, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Now, how could I possibly do tha... Ouch! My hand!
G?F? will have to complete my translations, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

LQ shall unknowingly assist in the dissemination of the new order after accidentally translating their 'plan' into a universal language that all shall understand... in accordance with the Prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

eb shall utter forth from his lips unto the world a prophecy that LQ's addled little brain will understand (read: monosyllabic), in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

LQ in words of one sound will make speak that which is not to be but by her in one short burst of sound, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Magic moose will mail me a package of maple sugar candies, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

G?F? will send me a dozen sugar maple trees, a milking machine, and a large sap boiler ,postpaid... In accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

In late late winter, when the sap first begins to run naked through the trees, MM shall discover the true meaning of TMI... in accordance withthe Prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Hold it... who are you calling a sap? =D
... in accordance withthe Prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

erik_blank will demonstrate the shrinkage principle while in the woods this winter, in accordance with the Prophecy.

[Zasha]

Lady Q will not realize there is a post-it note stuck somewhere on her body, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

While walking in the park one day, in the merry month of may, Zasha shall slip into a universe entirely populated by Fedora Hats, in accordance with the Prophecy

[Lady Quindecim]

eric_blank will be listening when a man comes on the radio, telling him more and more how white his shirts can be, in accordance with the prophecy.