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Posting Hound
Array Erik blank will wake up tomorrow feeling like his day is a fresh sheet of paper waiting to be filled with adventures, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array Go? Fencing? will post a positive and uplifting prophecy, in accordance with the prophecy.
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Posting Hound
Array Lady Q will find that her prophecies don't always come true, when she is hurled into an active volcano, in accordance with the prophecy. Kidding, kidding. I'm sure that I'll write a positive one eventually. -
Senior Member
Array Go? Fencing? Will write her last inspirational prophecy as she is falling into an active volcano, having forgotten to untie herself from Lady Quindecim before throwing her over, in accordance with the prophecy.
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Posting Hound
Array Lady Q will be unable to speak except in limerick form for an entire day, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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Senior Member
Array LQ, While forced into communicating only in Lyrics all day, shall have an epiphany... It will be cuddly, smell sweet and weigh about 5 lbs, 3 oz, and she shall call it "E"... in accordance with the Prophecy. "Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein "Never moon a werewolf."
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Senior Member
Array Erik_Blank will be knocked out by a tuna to the head, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array lefty_monster will suddenly discover she has a right hand, in accordance with the prophecy. Reality is the original Rorschach.
- Principia Discordia ¯\(°_o)/¯ -
Posting Hound
Array Magic moose will one day discover that he is the exact shape of that cookie cutter, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array Go?Fencing? will one day Go!Fencing!, in accordance with the prophecy. Reality is the original Rorschach.
- Principia Discordia ¯\(°_o)/¯ -
Posting Hound
Array Magic moose will get sucked into a ceiling fan, later in the year, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array GF shall discover that there are more than four numbers in the universe... In accordance with the Prohpecy. "Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein "Never moon a werewolf."
Mike Binder -
Senior Member
Array  Originally Posted by erik_blank GF shall discover that there are more than four numbers in the universe... In accordance with the Prohpecy. Oh, sweet Mercy! There are only 1 numbers in the universe: 0 and 1!, in accordance with the prophecy.
No, that's not a good one...
erik_blank will... eventually, and painfully, get his finger un-stuck from the brim of his oh-so-lovely hat, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array Lady Q will be struck on the head by a falling poodle, in accordance with the prophecy. I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet -
Senior Member
Array Someday Zasha will replace her fedora with an ostrich plume wonder, in accordance with the prophecy. Reality is the original Rorschach.
- Principia Discordia ¯\(°_o)/¯ -
Senior Member
Array On the thirty-fifth of Octember during the first year of the preceding decade, will make moose shaped cookies, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Senior Member
Array Late one night, LQ will get spanked for being naughty, in accordance with the prophecy. Reality is the original Rorschach.
- Principia Discordia ¯\(°_o)/¯ -
Senior Member
Array You saw, that, eh?, in accordance with the prophecy.
magic_moose will, without precognition, commence in a westward direction, in a Skoda until finally arriving in Hawaii, in accordance with the prophecy. -
Posting Hound
Array Lady Q will take up embroidery, then subsequently cast it down in a fit of rage, in accordance with the prophecy.
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