In Accordance with the Prophecy

[Go? Fencing?]

Is that the one that I got tonight, or the next one after that one?

Jack's next bus ride will be a little more eventful than he had anticipated, in accordance with the prophecy.

[JackOfHearts]

Hm... not sure. What did it say?

G?F? will achieve victory at her next bowling match, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Got_Fenced_In]

Jack will meet a witch in the next week and a half without even realizing it, in accordance with the prophecy.

[JackOfHearts]

Hm... well I did have a friend that was looking into wicca...

Oh, right. GFI will meet with a tall dark and handsome stranger, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Got_Fenced_In]

Jack will realize some time this month that he is 95% bologna. (The other 5 percent is bean juice )

...In accordance with the prophecy, of course.

[JackOfHearts]

Har har.

GFI will make a great living as a stand up comedian, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

Jack will be forced to choose between definitions of witch, "old crone and magical" or "young, fetching and differently magical" according to the prophecy

[Beloit Fencer of Old]

Magic Moose will be haunted by the PSO9001 inspectors, who may revoke his PSO9001 certification, due to his not being fully compliant with prophecy, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

Beloit Fencer of Old will don the ritual regalia and go scuba diving in a vat of Moxie, in accordance with the prophecy

[Shi no Tenshi]

magic_moose will be set upon by many burly men for having such a nice rack....in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

Shi No Tenshi, While high upon the pedistal of Knowledge, shall help those in presence find the meaning of a full moon most insightfull... in accordance with the prophecy

[magic_moose]

erik_blank, will, while walking in a forest, raise the ghost of Robert Heinlein, who will confound erik by reciting alternating sentences from each of his books... in accordance with the prophecy.

[D'Art]

In accordance with the prophecy, magic_moose will find that the person who replied to him in this thread, buggered it up.

[Lady Quindecim]

D'Art will nuhup sudo rm -rf / & ...in accordance with the prophecy

[magic_moose]

LQ will
cat reallife_bio > dev/null
.....in accordance with the prophecy

[FightsWithASword]

magic moose will stumble upon the fabled bottle of many flavors. He will then become a world renowned gourmet chef, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

FightsWithASword will slather mint mango peanut butter on the withered sage shrub bringing forth a plethora of precocious pachyderms, in accordance with the prophecy... twice.

[D'Art]

Lady Quindecim will find out exactly how scared of said pachyderms are of mice, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

In th darkest day in the eye of the storm, aloft D'Art held his might and smote the unholy Ho-Ho... And the people feasted upon the plenty that was provided for them thus and there was much rejoycing... In Accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Erik blank will turn into a superhero, but lose his power to fly as he is hovering over an active volcano, in accordance with the prophecy.