In Accordance with the Prophecy

[Lady Quindecim]

G?F?'s asparagus crop stock will sky rocket, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

(Ooc- Darn it! I forgot to pick the asparagus, again. My mom asked me to do that two days ago. And when asparagus isn't picked on time, it does skyrocket- it gets really high and ferny.)

Lady Q will bake an amazing apple pie, but not as awesome as the cheddar apple pie I made, in accordance with the prophecy.

[magic_moose]

G?F? will nibble on long asparagus tips, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

MM shall discover that the healing powers of G?F?'s Apple Cheddar pies are proof against the mid-summer thunder storm... In accordance with the Prophecy.....

[magic_moose]

EB will spend hours attempting to stabilize G?F?'s Apple Cheddar Pies into a convenient combination surge protector and sport bar ... in accordance with the Prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

MM will bake cookies...


Hmm... something seems to be missing here. What could it be - Oh yeah!

...in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q will meet someone who will become her admirer, write a song about her that goes onto to become a major one-hit wonder, and then both the admirer and Lady Q will fade into history, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

Upon the sucessfull stabilization of G?F?'s Apple-Cheddar pies into a convient Sports Bar/Surge Suppresser, G?F? shall realize her dream of owning an alcoholic WiFi enabled pastry... in accordance with the prohpecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Erik Blank will get into his car, remember that he forgot his sunglasses, go back in the house to collect his sun glasses, return to his car, drive to work, lock the car, work, unlock the car, drive to lunch at the pizza buffet, lock the car, eat lunch, unlock the car, lock the car again by mistake, unlock the car, drive back to work, lock the car, work, unlock the car, drive from work to the grocery store, buy a carton of milk, a stick of butter, and a loaf of bread, return from the checkout to his car, try to unlock the car but it was already unlocked, load the groceries in the trunk (on the right), get in the car, drive home, get out of the car, lock the car, bend down to pick up a penny on the driveway and notice that his socks do not match... in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

LQ shall discover, much to her chagrin, that sometimes a sword is nothing more than a sword... in accordance with the prophecy...

[Hyena]

erik_blank will find a cat in his dishwasher, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Hyena will be amazed that I drove through her town the other day, in accordance with the prophecy.

[JackOfHearts]

After a long journey, G?F? shall live happily ever after, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Jack will run into yet another green-eyed girl, in accordance with the prophecy.

[RkfdFencer]

Two girls with green eyes?!? More than the prophecy called for. Jack will be able to sacrifice one to appeast the gods and marry the other... but that's another whole story.

G?F? will overthrow the ruling body of Inqland, Southern Canadia, and bring smiles and pleasantry to the countryside. In accordance with the prophecy, eh?

[Go? Fencing?]

Rkfd will move to the land of New Inqland, under G?F?'s rule, to enjoy its peaceful prosperity, in accordance with the prophecy.

[larkascending]

G?F? will be assassinated by the Mafia, in accordance with the prophecy.

[JackOfHearts]

Jack will run into yet another green-eyed girl, in accordance with the prophecy.

Ah! 'Tis no prophecy but a curse that has been laid upon me!

Two girls with green eyes?!? More than the prophecy called for. Jack will be able to sacrifice one to appeast the gods and marry the other... but that's another whole story.

Et tu, Rkfd? *le sigh*

Larkascending will break out into a Gene Kelly impression at the next rainy day and win a Tony award, in accordance with The Prophecy.

[larkascending]

Finally, all the dancing in the rain that I do anyway will pay off!

JackOfHearts will one day wake up in a swimming pool full of girls and green eyes, in accordance with the prophecy. Not attached to each other, though.

[JackOfHearts]

Larkascending will one day find herself cold and alone in a nursing home... until she goes to her car to put on a sweater and get out of there because she has absolutely no reason to stay. In accordance with the prophecy.