In Accordance with the Prophecy

[magic_moose]

Erik's new game will be come incredibly popular and will win awards for exposing the dread conspiracies which control our society.. in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

Deep in the night of the blue moon, when all else has ceased their struggle and left for blissful sleep, MagicMoose will reach an epiphany that he has been leading a cookie cutter existence, and then break from his mold into a new and different path that will lead us all into a new paradigm of economic victory... in accordance with the prophecy

[Morale Officer]

The cups, hubcaps, chest and breast protectors will rise up in revolt after being stuffed in their respective owners fencing bags with the dirty & sweaty fencing gear...in accordance with the prophecy!

[Go? Fencing?]

Morale Officer will find his name oddly ironic when he gets put into jail and becomes the comic relief behind bars, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Word of G?F?'s Queenliness will spread and she will be taken hostage and forced into an "elected" office in Mexico's Oaxaca state where cases of tequila will be bestowed upon her, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q will be forced to drink the tequila I am given, and replace it with good French wine for my enjoyment, as well as several pounds of good cheese and bread, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Go? Fencing? will receive French wine (et al) for her enjoyment... in a shipment from a French prison... the one holding Lady Quindecim after she was apprehended for selling tequila in Oklahoma to Native Americans, gambling the tequila proceeds in casinos on the Mississippi river on her way up to Canadia where she purchased transport to France... using a passport issued to her by latenight's vending machine of doom... in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q will be the beneficiary of a jailbreak led by G?F?, but she will be forced to stay in France (in a little cottage in a small town outside of Paris) in order to be G?F?'s regular provider of French wine, cheese, bread, and pastries, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

G?F? will be destined to revive her prophecy thread, in hopes that more people than just her and Lady Q will keep it going, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

G?F? will be joined in her efforts by LQ and within 36hours, Sir Eric of Blankington will post prophetic, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

And it shall come to pass the in the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth year while fencing LQ, ApplesauceandFoils shall find the ninth parry, in acordance with the prophecy...

[Lady Quindecim]

...boing... (in acordance with the prophecy...)

[RkfdFencer]

And so it shall come to pass that all of Lady Q's irrepressible ...boing...ing will result in one nearly fatal ...bonk... that leaves her in a coma. She shall then be frozen in the hopes of being restored to her former ...boing...ful self in the year 3012 whereupon she shall bring joy to the masses, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Rkfd will join an a capella group who sings exclusively fencing-themed songs, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

Go? Fencing? will retire to form the first ever a capella group who sings exclusively fencing-themed songs for Rkfd to join, in accordance with the prophecy.
...and there will be much rejoicing.

[matt9476]

LQ shall be a much sought-after bride by the men in her village for she has HUGE ... tracts of land, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Lady Quindecim]

I.... I.... ....have nothing to say to that, in accordance with the prophecy.

Oh, um, Matt's father will disallow any show tunes be sung by Matt, in accordance with the prophecy.

[Go? Fencing?]

Lady Q's previously-unknown rich relative will die, leaving her the inheritance of huge tracts of land, in accordance with the prophecy.

[erik_blank]

G!F! will suddenly discover that she is somehow distantly related to LQ, and will bequeth to her large.... tracts of land... In Accordance to the Prophecy...

[Go? Fencing?]

Eric will discover a secret love of asparagus, and eat nothing but asparagus for the next three years, in accordance with the prophecy.