08-02-2008, 02:55 PM
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| My sister's stalker.
My sister has a stalker. He decided to add some of her friends on myspace. He didn't relize that I'm her brother. He isn't very smart. Quote: |
Originally Posted by 1st message i mis with her for fun of it u might get mad for it just for fun i dont mean it lol if u want to kick my ass then okay but u have to go through friend gorgi u now him elizbith does she talk to him right now so what up dude | Quote: |
Originally Posted by 2nd message dude i call your sister aka elizbith a ***** x 1000 in one messgae for the fun of it okay
if u want kick my ass u have to go throught my friend gorgi u now him your sister does they flirtying
if u do allow u kick my ass | Quote: |
Originally Posted by 3rd message dude u cant kick my ass only gorgi could so bring it on the dance floor
stomp the yard on u | That one dude that he was talking about said that I could. I just don't know where the dude lives >_>
I pointed out that I'm 6ft tall, on varsity fencing, and a sophomore in highschool. He's in 8th.
This could prove to be interesting.
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08-02-2008, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Pescados666 
I pointed out that I'm 6ft tall, on varsity fencing, and a sophomore in highschool. He's in 8th.
This could prove to be interesting.
| LOLS. SOME KID IS GONNA GET PESCADO-ED.
Tape it and put it on youtube please.
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08-02-2008, 04:43 PM
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#3 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| I sorry no mean sister hurt for fun of it okay only gorgi can put his man meat in my buttocks. I stalk ppl Hooh;s name I kan't spel. | |
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08-02-2008, 04:43 PM
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#4 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass. | |
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08-02-2008, 04:48 PM
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#5 | | Yes We Did
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| This is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a long time. What is it the kids say? Epic fail?
You're acting like you're on Xbox Live.
When you get in a **** fight, expect to get **** on you; when you wrestle with pigs, you get dirty; and if you win the special Olympics, you're still retarded.
Also, anyone who uses fencing as a credential for being an internet tough guy is not someone to be afraid of, FYI.
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08-02-2008, 04:50 PM
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I have no idea what any of those "messages" said.
A stalker in 8th grade? WTF? 
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08-02-2008, 04:51 PM
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| I'm afraid of people who fence.
If I saw Joppich in a dark ally I'd be scared. Not really, he's cute, maybe if it was someone creepy like ward.
and idk wtf westley said; he's high again :'(
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08-02-2008, 04:58 PM
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#8 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| It's really hard for me to write that badly. I mean, listen to that message. As an English major, it makes me want to roll up in a ball and cry. But I just mimick it instead! | |
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08-02-2008, 05:00 PM
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#9 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| I guess it's better to be insulted by someone so stupid you can't understand the insult. | |
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08-02-2008, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA Also, anyone who uses fencing as a credential for being an internet tough guy is not someone to be afraid of, FYI. | Yeah, a lot of fencers tend to be kind of skinny and frail...
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08-02-2008, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by the maple epee Yeah, a lot of fencers tend to be kind of skinny and frail... | Irony? 
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08-02-2008, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA This is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a long time. What is it the kids say? Epic fail?
You're acting like you're on Xbox Live.
When you get in a **** fight, expect to get **** on you; when you wrestle with pigs, you get dirty; and if you win the special Olympics, you're still retarded.
Also, anyone who uses fencing as a credential for being an internet tough guy is not someone to be afraid of, FYI. | Epic fail came from one of the chans. I despise the chans, except for their humorous pictures...
I don't have XBL D:
I actually just said varsity, but it sounds weird that way... I figured he wouldn't notice. I wouldn't have pointed this out if this was face to face, I would've just kicked his ass.
He used to call here all the time, like literally every 5 minutes. My dad told him not to call anymore, so the kid just said "**** you" and hung up. My dad called him back and straightened it out.
I'm pretty sure I scared him because he changed to subject to books. I doubt he reads...
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08-02-2008, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by the maple epee Yeah, a lot of fencers tend to be kind of skinny and frail... | I may be skinny, but I can kick ass if I want to.
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08-02-2008, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Neinteen LOLS. SOME KID IS GONNA GET PESCADO-ED.
Tape it and put it on youtube please. | Nah, be my luck I get arrested D:
I'd offer to settle it through fencing, but he'd probably break my foil on something... D:
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08-02-2008, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley It's really hard for me to write that badly. I mean, listen to that message. As an English major, it makes me want to roll up in a ball and cry. But I just mimick it instead! | If it were spelled right, I'd guess it was an online translator.
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08-02-2008, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley I sorry no mean sister hurt for fun of it okay only gorgi can put his man meat in my buttocks. I stalk ppl Hooh;s name I kan't spel. | You used punctuation and capitalization, not quite accurate. I'd also guess that it'd be more like man stump rather then meat.
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08-02-2008, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Neinteen Irony? | I'm not sure I get it... Quote:
Originally Posted by Pescados666 I may be skinny, but I can kick ass if I want to. | Look, if he isn't skinny and frail, and you are, then he's most certainly gonna have a better chance of kicking your ass than you are of his.
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08-03-2008, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by the maple epee I'm not sure I get it... | are you skinny and frail?
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08-03-2008, 12:04 AM
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