My sister's stalker.

[Pescados666]

My sister has a stalker. He decided to add some of her friends on myspace. He didn't relize that I'm her brother. He isn't very smart.

i mis with her for fun of it u might get mad for it just for fun i dont mean it lol if u want to kick my ass then okay but u have to go through friend gorgi u now him elizbith does she talk to him right now so what up dude

dude i call your sister aka elizbith a ***** x 1000 in one messgae for the fun of it okay

if u want kick my ass u have to go throught my friend gorgi u now him your sister does they flirtying

if u do allow u kick my ass

dude u cant kick my ass only gorgi could so bring it on the dance floor
stomp the yard on u

That one dude that he was talking about said that I could. I just don't know where the dude lives >_>

I pointed out that I'm 6ft tall, on varsity fencing, and a sophomore in highschool. He's in 8th.
This could prove to be interesting.

[Neinteen]

I pointed out that I'm 6ft tall, on varsity fencing, and a sophomore in highschool. He's in 8th.
This could prove to be interesting.

LOLS. SOME KID IS GONNA GET PESCADO-ED.

Tape it and put it on youtube please.

[Westley]

I sorry no mean sister hurt for fun of it okay only gorgi can put his man meat in my buttocks. I stalk ppl Hooh;s name I kan't spel.

[Westley]

Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass.

[erooMynohtnA]

This is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a long time. What is it the kids say? Epic fail?

You're acting like you're on Xbox Live.

When you get in a **** fight, expect to get **** on you; when you wrestle with pigs, you get dirty; and if you win the special Olympics, you're still retarded.

Also, anyone who uses fencing as a credential for being an internet tough guy is not someone to be afraid of, FYI.

[DE_Strip_Tease]

????

I have no idea what any of those "messages" said.


A stalker in 8th grade? WTF?

[Neinteen]

I'm afraid of people who fence.

If I saw Joppich in a dark ally I'd be scared. Not really, he's cute, maybe if it was someone creepy like ward.

and idk wtf westley said; he's high again :'(

[Westley]

It's really hard for me to write that badly. I mean, listen to that message. As an English major, it makes me want to roll up in a ball and cry. But I just mimick it instead!

[Westley]

I guess it's better to be insulted by someone so stupid you can't understand the insult.

[the maple epee]

Also, anyone who uses fencing as a credential for being an internet tough guy is not someone to be afraid of, FYI.

Yeah, a lot of fencers tend to be kind of skinny and frail...

[Neinteen]

Yeah, a lot of fencers tend to be kind of skinny and frail...

Irony?

[Pescados666]

This is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a long time. What is it the kids say? Epic fail?

You're acting like you're on Xbox Live.

When you get in a **** fight, expect to get **** on you; when you wrestle with pigs, you get dirty; and if you win the special Olympics, you're still retarded.

Also, anyone who uses fencing as a credential for being an internet tough guy is not someone to be afraid of, FYI.

Epic fail came from one of the chans. I despise the chans, except for their humorous pictures...
I don't have XBL D:
I actually just said varsity, but it sounds weird that way... I figured he wouldn't notice. I wouldn't have pointed this out if this was face to face, I would've just kicked his ass.
He used to call here all the time, like literally every 5 minutes. My dad told him not to call anymore, so the kid just said "**** you" and hung up. My dad called him back and straightened it out.

I'm pretty sure I scared him because he changed to subject to books. I doubt he reads...

[Pescados666]

Yeah, a lot of fencers tend to be kind of skinny and frail...

I may be skinny, but I can kick ass if I want to.

[Pescados666]

LOLS. SOME KID IS GONNA GET PESCADO-ED.

Tape it and put it on youtube please.

Nah, be my luck I get arrested D:
I'd offer to settle it through fencing, but he'd probably break my foil on something... D:

[Pescados666]

It's really hard for me to write that badly. I mean, listen to that message. As an English major, it makes me want to roll up in a ball and cry. But I just mimick it instead!

If it were spelled right, I'd guess it was an online translator.

[Pescados666]

I sorry no mean sister hurt for fun of it okay only gorgi can put his man meat in my buttocks. I stalk ppl Hooh;s name I kan't spel.

You used punctuation and capitalization, not quite accurate. I'd also guess that it'd be more like man stump rather then meat.

[the maple epee]

Irony?

I'm not sure I get it...

I may be skinny, but I can kick ass if I want to.

Look, if he isn't skinny and frail, and you are, then he's most certainly gonna have a better chance of kicking your ass than you are of his.

[Neinteen]

I'm not sure I get it...

are you skinny and frail?

[the maple epee]

are you skinny and frail?

Ah, no. I don't think you could quite say that...
I see now.

[Pescados666]

I'm not sure I get it...



Look, if he isn't skinny and frail, and you are, then he's most certainly gonna have a better chance of kicking your ass than you are of his.

I never said that I was frail. I have insurance now, so I can get hurt and not have to worry about it
That's all that was keeping me back before. This may not make sense to you, but it does to me >_>