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    Shoes, I need new shoes. What color are we wearing? Where are they registered? I have sooo much to do. Nick wants to know if he can be the "ring bear". Do I have to rent him a tux?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In View Post
    Awh, hey. In defense of your gender? The only reason they talk about girls is because they LIKE girls. No reason to get too defensive...

    Like I said, though, I guess the reason their comments don't bother me is because I make the same kind of comments half of the time.
    haha true but if i hear "woman go get me a sandwich " one more time i will really have to hurt them..more.....but i think they enjoy that -so it is a lost cause

    they know who is boss when i kick their butts on the strip tho and in the mtgs!haha (i'm president of our club)
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    always joking of course when they say that....but they will learn....tsk ..tsk foolish boys- they don't know that girls always win!
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    See, I don't say stuff like that, either.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl View Post
    haha true but if i hear "woman go get me a sandwich " one more time i will really have to hurt them..more.....but i think they enjoy that -so it is a lost cause

    they know who is boss when i kick their butts on the strip tho and in the mtgs!haha (i'm president of our club)

    I'm a modern kinda guy. I don't believe in the whole "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen thing"

    I'm totally ok with her wearing shoes.
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    i do, and so do they so it's pretty much even.

    therefore the supiority is nonexistence, our gender egos are balanced by each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In View Post
    Haha. Here's a story of just how typical he is: this weekend I was joking around and goofing off with my friend, pulling tape of the floor after the tourney, and he kept throwing tape balls at me. (Phillip, if you're on this website, you're going down next time when it comes to tape balls.) I threw some back and then was just like, 'screw that, I'll hit you for real!' (As a joke, obviously.) He goes, 'oooh, please do, that's be awesome.' And wiggled his eyebrows at me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksmom View Post
    Shoes, I need new shoes. What color are we wearing? Where are they registered? I have sooo much to do. Nick wants to know if he can be the "ring bear". Do I have to rent him a tux?
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    Yeah, but, had I punched him in the arm, he'd have gone all horny on us...


    The funniest part is I'm pretty sure he currently has a girlfriend. But he's still a major flirt with everyone else. And he wonders why half of his girlfriends have cheated on him in the past...

    (In all seriousness, though, that's pretty freakin' sad, because he is a nice guy. Even if he is a flirt. I hate cheaters.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by latenight View Post
    I'm a modern kinda guy. I don't believe in the whole "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen thing"

    I'm totally ok with her wearing shoes.
    That, my friend is horrible. I like this social theory better:


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    Quote Originally Posted by KidLazy View Post
    I have been told (repeatedly) that women "turn" after getting married.
    Somehow I feel mine has "turn" already (please see the last post).
    What should I do about it? Any advice?

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    Hahaha tis true...... how do you run away from an ewedding anyways??....Log out??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In View Post
    (In all seriousness, though, that's pretty freakin' sad, because he is a nice guy. Even if he is a flirt. I hate cheaters.)
    I shoot people who cheat.
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    Or runaway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksmom View Post
    Shoes, I need new shoes. What color are we wearing? Where are they registered? I have sooo much to do. Nick wants to know if he can be the "ring bear". Do I have to rent him a tux?
    The brides maid dresses will be this http://www.fashion-era.com/images/20...1%5D.24893.jpg in winter green

    and OF COURSE nick is the ring bear, he will need a black tux with tails and a winter green vest.
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    winter green huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl View Post
    winter green huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidLazy View Post
    I understand this is an ongoing joke. However, I dislike this term immensely; I found it offensive (rather Racist; for example, it is simply not nice or wise calling some African-American "Gorilla"). This e-wedding is to be celebrated, so please show some respect and restrict from making similar jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    Are you ****ing serious man?
    Always reminds me of Harry Potter when someone says that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In View Post
    (In all seriousness, though, that's pretty freakin' sad, because he is a nice guy. Even if he is a flirt. I hate cheaters.)
    Um, in my book joking with friends does not equal flirting or cheating. It's just that: JOKING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    My favorite Life Savers flavor.
    ahhh that makes sense! lol
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