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Array Shoes, I need new shoes. What color are we wearing? Where are they registered? I have sooo much to do. Nick wants to know if he can be the "ring bear". Do I have to rent him a tux? "Because I'm the mom, that's why."-- every good mom in history "You are the f.net mom" Sword Hobbit "as long as you don't call me the 'f.ing mom" Nicksmom -
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Array  Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In Awh, hey. In defense of your gender? The only reason they talk about girls is because they LIKE girls. No reason to get too defensive...
Like I said, though, I guess the reason their comments don't bother me is because I make the same kind of comments half of the time. haha true but if i hear "woman go get me a sandwich " one more time i will really have to hurt them..more.....but i think they enjoy that -so it is a lost cause
they know who is boss when i kick their butts on the strip tho and in the mtgs!haha (i'm president of our club) *Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo Live Chat *A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman -
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Array always joking of course when they say that....but they will learn....tsk ..tsk foolish boys- they don't know that girls always win! *Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo Live Chat *A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman -
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Array See, I don't say stuff like that, either.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
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Array  Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl haha true but if i hear "woman go get me a sandwich " one more time i will really have to hurt them..more.....but i think they enjoy that -so it is a lost cause
they know who is boss when i kick their butts on the strip tho and in the mtgs!haha (i'm president of our club)
I'm a modern kinda guy. I don't believe in the whole "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen thing"
I'm totally ok with her wearing shoes. Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
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Array i do, and so do they so it's pretty much even.
therefore the supiority is nonexistence, our gender egos are balanced by each other. *Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo Live Chat *A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman -
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Array  Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In Haha. Here's a story of just how typical he is: this weekend I was joking around and goofing off with my friend, pulling tape of the floor after the tourney, and he kept throwing tape balls at me. (Phillip, if you're on this website, you're going down next time when it comes to tape balls.) I threw some back and then was just like, 'screw that, I'll hit you for real!' (As a joke, obviously.) He goes, 'oooh, please do, that's be awesome.' And wiggled his eyebrows at me.
I swear, you people are weird. You should've said "alright" and punched him in the arm   Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl Oh really? It's on now.....*planning a way...* It's not that hard, just use multiple tabs   Originally Posted by Nicksmom Shoes, I need new shoes. What color are we wearing? Where are they registered? I have sooo much to do. Nick wants to know if he can be the "ring bear". Do I have to rent him a tux? Remember the E theme. You need eshoes, colors are in hexidecimal code. ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array Yeah, but, had I punched him in the arm, he'd have gone all horny on us...
The funniest part is I'm pretty sure he currently has a girlfriend. But he's still a major flirt with everyone else. And he wonders why half of his girlfriends have cheated on him in the past...
(In all seriousness, though, that's pretty freakin' sad, because he is a nice guy. Even if he is a flirt. I hate cheaters.)
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Array  Originally Posted by latenight I'm a modern kinda guy. I don't believe in the whole "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen thing"
I'm totally ok with her wearing shoes.  That, my friend is horrible. I like this social theory better:
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
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 Originally Posted by KidLazy I have been told (repeatedly) that women "turn" after getting married.
Somehow I feel mine has "turn" already (please see the last post).
What should I do about it? Any advice?
Runaway
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Array Hahaha tis true...... how do you run away from an ewedding anyways??....Log out?? *Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo Live Chat *A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman -
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Array  Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In (In all seriousness, though, that's pretty freakin' sad, because he is a nice guy. Even if he is a flirt. I hate cheaters.) I shoot people who cheat. “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
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Array Or runaway. “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
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Array  Originally Posted by Nicksmom Shoes, I need new shoes. What color are we wearing? Where are they registered? I have sooo much to do. Nick wants to know if he can be the "ring bear". Do I have to rent him a tux? The brides maid dresses will be this http://www.fashion-era.com/images/20...1%5D.24893.jpg in winter green
and OF COURSE nick is the ring bear, he will need a black tux with tails and a winter green vest. “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
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Array winter green huh? *Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo Live Chat *A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman -
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Array  Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl winter green huh?  My favorite Life Savers flavor. Reality is the original Rorschach.
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Array  Originally Posted by KidLazy I understand this is an ongoing joke. However, I dislike this term immensely; I found it offensive (rather Racist; for example, it is simply not nice or wise calling some African-American "Gorilla"). This e-wedding is to be celebrated, so please show some respect and restrict from making similar jokes.
Thank you
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Array  Originally Posted by the maple epee Are you ****ing serious man? Always reminds me of Harry Potter when someone says that... ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array  Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In (In all seriousness, though, that's pretty freakin' sad, because he is a nice guy. Even if he is a flirt. I hate cheaters.) Um, in my book joking with friends does not equal flirting or cheating. It's just that: JOKING! -
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Array  Originally Posted by magic_moose My favorite Life Savers flavor. ahhh that makes sense! lol *Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo Live Chat *A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman Similar Threads -
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