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    What makes you think you don't already have one?
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pescados666 View Post
    Will there be a bachelor party with videos of strippers?
    Why not real strippers? Jeez, you guys are nerds.


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    Don't worry. The bachelorette party will have real strippers.
    Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring.
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    Yay!!!!
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    Because that violates the e-theme. Plus it's hard to ship a stripper around and we don't have that kind of money to keep her on the clock.
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    I always knew women were smarter..


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    Wasn't my idea for the etheme. I'd much rather have live strippers.
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    WAIT! when did I get strippers?!

    Who's giving the bachelorette party any how?
    “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit View Post
    WAIT! when did I get strippers?!

    Who's giving the bachelorette party any how?
    You didn't, we did. I think >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidLazy View Post

    I get to make a decision for our e-wedding?
    ROFL

    Man, you have never been married -- e or otherwise -- have you?

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    Who is giving away the bride? Who is the flower girl? Who is the ring bearer? You guys have a lot to do before Thursday.
    But congrats!
    Can't you, just this once, f*** off?

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    This whole thing is messed up on soooo many levels...
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zasha View Post
    important things up for discussion:

    bachelor/bachelorette parties

    cake.

    The cake is a lie.


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    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit View Post
    No I'll let you choose between the dog house and couch

    Oh did I tell you we're getting a dog?
    uuuuhhhhhh... Oooooo... Kkkkkk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empty Wallet View Post
    ROFL

    Man, you have never been married -- e or otherwise -- have you?
    I have been told (repeatedly) that women "turn" after getting married.
    Somehow I feel mine has "turn" already (please see the last post).
    What should I do about it? Any advice?



    Anyhow, this might seems to be a strange choice to you all, but Neinteen will be my e-"bestman." For one thing, the bachelor party will be kicka$$; A jello filled swimming pool with naked women everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidLazy View Post
    Anyhow, this might seems to be a strange choice to you all, but Neinteen will be my e-"bestman."
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    What should I do about it? Any advice?
    You'll have to find the place for the party that allows gibbons
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    Who's crashing the bachelor party w/ me??!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl View Post
    Who's crashing the bachelor party w/ me??!!!
    Ok, but we'll probably see you as a stripper and make you take your clothes off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pescados666 View Post
    Ok, but we'll probably see you as a stripper and make you take your clothes off.
    i'll be sure to wear about 5 layers---good luck w/ that!! (plus that way i will look fat-so there's a deterent right there---unless your into that--then i will go to plan B) We shall infiltrate!
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    We'll have ebeer, we'll be eready to see those estrippers. Enothing will not stop us.
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