The Wedding. (Open Invite)

[Fencergrl]

I'm afraid of their e-children.

Fortunately, with the lack of a bride on the honeymoon this shouldn't be a problem.

[needle]

There's third possibility I haven't thought of: she's already listed there by her married name. Any idea what it might be? The obvious suspects (KidHobbit and SwordLazy) are not in the list

[Pescados666]

Swordkid and Lazy Hobbit sounds more believable

[needle]

Swordkid and Lazy Hobbit sounds more believable

I thought those would be their children

[the maple epee]

NYA NYA! Bride got cold feet! Hahaha

[Neinteen]

this is really odd not going to lie

QFT.

Swordkid and Lazy Hobbit sounds more believable

lols.

[DE_Strip_Tease]

Was there a wedding? I don't think so....

hmmm....DEST, ya still wanna e shack up?

Of course!


I accepted the invite to the special group. I have decided all the coolest people are posting on this thread and the other one has rules about posting. I don't think I know of many weddings with posted rules.

Maybe I'll go break some.

[the maple epee]

Maybe I'll go break some.

Maybe I'll join you...

"After talking to SH, we decided to have our e-wedding here. As any events, there few small rules that need to be followed. Please take a min. and read through them.

1) What said here, stays here.
2) Use positive phrases only. For example, when coaching someone fencing, instead of "Don't lean forward" you say "Stay upright," instead of "Don't pull your arm back too early" you say "Leave your point out a bit longer," etc. This is how we (me and SH) talk to each other. We believe in the power of positive phrases.
3) Although this wedding is fake, but this day IS special and should be celebrated as such. Please feel free to comment on how good SH looks, she deserves every bit of it today."

I mean, seriously... o.O

[latenight]

Of course!


I accepted the invite to the special group. I have decided all the coolest people are posting on this thread and the other one has rules about posting. I don't think I know of many weddings with posted rules.

Maybe I'll go break some.

You just made my day. We will have to have an e shacking up party. LOL

[Fencergrl]

Mine too... Maple, DEST time to turn this wedding back into a fun-filled event. Make sure you report back to us!

[Zasha]

I don't think I know of many weddings with posted rules.

or any. isn't the point of a wedding reception to bet on who'll get drunk enough to dance on the tables first?

[Pescados666]

I'll do that right now just to fill time.

[pokey]

or any. isn't the point of a wedding reception to bet on who'll get drunk enough to dance on the tables first?

It's almost always the distant uncle no one really wanted to invite in the first place.

Usually for that reason.

[latenight]

or any. isn't the point of a wedding reception to bet on who'll get drunk enough to dance on the tables first?

Pretty much in my experience.

[Westley]

I e-proposed to CF years ago and she turned me down, so I hope you have a fantastic E-wedding that I will crash and get way to drunk at and start spouting all sorts of gibberish about CF and Neinteen and how to shave your giblets with a rusty spoon, until I pass out in a haze of illegal narcotics and then wake up with my head in the bowl of punch that I spiked with vodka and then drank in my sleep and finally I'll crash the honeymoon with male enhancement pills and penis pumps in hand.That's right. Pumps. As in plural.

[Inquartata]

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-Jilly Cooper

WOMAN, n.
An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a
rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. It is credited by
many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility
acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the
postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion,
deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld,
it roareth now. The species is the most widely distributed of all
beasts of prey, infesting all habitable parts of the globe, from
Greeland's spicy mountains to India's moral strand. The popular
name (wolfman) is incorrect, for the creature is of the cat kind.
The woman is lithe and graceful in its movement, especially the
American variety (felis pugnans), is omnivorous and can be
taught not to talk. - Ambrose Bierce

Because it bothers me IMMENSELY.

Ahem.

I feel the same way about the words "foil" and "epee". They are racist to me and incredibly offensive. You people will please never mention them again...

NYA NYA! Bride got cold feet! Hahaha

I have it on reliable e-authority that the e-groom was caught e-necking in the e-cloakroom with the e-best man...

[Neinteen]

I e-proposed to CF years ago and she turned me down, so I hope you have a fantastic E-wedding that I will crash and get way to drunk at and start spouting all sorts of gibberish about CF and Neinteen and how to shave your giblets with a rusty spoon, until I pass out in a haze of illegal narcotics and then wake up with my head in the bowl of punch that I spiked with vodka and then drank in my sleep and finally I'll crash the honeymoon with male enhancement pills and penis pumps in hand.That's right. Pumps. As in plural.

CF? you're sooo weird. Do not post when high!

and wow, it took a long time for Inquartata to get here. He probably thought it was a real marriage, and it depressed him

[Inquartata]

As it should depress any sensible person!

I mean really, the vows should say "Do you give up forever the opportunity to have sex with anyone else ever again, and to give up half of your assets in the event of a split, which split will commonly be attended by months of vituperation, vengeful acts and possibly involve restraining orders or even physical violence?"

Or in this case e-violence.

[Neinteen]

awww, have you had a bad experience?

sorry D:

[Fencergrl]

Has anyone else noticed that Ing & the Gibbon Queen both disappeared and re-appeared around the same time. I wonder what they have been up to??? And when will their e-wedding will be?