Your Arconian Autobiography?

[arcon]

What is your history?....Your aconian profession.......family history....ancestors?
How did you get to the land of Arconia.
Your adventures.....tell us of them. Have you brothers,sisters?
......................arcon of arconia

[Foil Girl]

Name: Serana Ra'Laquen
Profession: Squire
Siblings: None
Parents: Deceased
Backround: *See Aftermath of the Assasination*
Adventures: Not many, just a tough life
Looks: Dark brown hair, cut to her shoulders. Eyes are hazel. Short, around 5'3, but strong. Overall dark complexion.
Skills: Hand-to-hand combat


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-Foil Girl
"Nadie nace sabiendo"

[Zelda]

Name: Zelda Regina
Profession: Ruler, and diplomat
Siblings: None
Parents: I'd rather not say
Background: I met the king at a ball, it was love at first sight. Before that I was an envoy to foreign courts, using my feminine wiles gathered information about our neighbouring countries.
Adventures: Life is an adventure... grab it by both hands and live it.
Looks: See post your pic.
Skills: I'm not sure.

[Moonitic]

Real Name: Princess Buffy of Schoolcraftia
Acquired Name: Lady Moon of the Quill

Profession: Royal Scribe

Parents: A rotten father who wanted me to marry some strange guy that I did not know, & a well meaning mother who sent my lady-in-waiting after me when I left

Background: See "Revelation"

Adventures: Kidnapped by fencing.net creeps, among other things

Looks: I look like a troll. A nerdy troll when I wear my glasses.

Skills: writing, jousting, combat

[mango fever]

What is your history? - i don't know, i have amnesia since being thrown into a dungeon by willow

Your aconian profession. I'm a knight
family history - i come from a long line of fencers
ancestors? - they go back to Rome
How did you get to the land of Arconia - blackbirded by a bunch of Taiwanese

Your adventures.....tell us of them - double agent, reporting to the arcon, sort of, when i had the chance, rescuing the web-master from uncertain fate; going to venice and seeing a carp turn into a prince; and some other shorter adventures.


Have you brothers,sisters? - no, if i had i wouldn't be a good spy.

[This message has been edited by mango fever (edited 06-20-2001).]

[arcon]

Well, not quiet the format i expected.
but It'll do.

I am King Arcon, the son of Arkon. I came to the land of arconia before it was arconia.
My parents, were very much in love. I'll never forget seeing tears in my fathers eyes the day he discovered her body. Slain she was by wandering fencingsucks tribes. Years and years we traveled my father and I looking for the tribe that burned our home and killed my mother. The day my father,Arkon found the leader i was only 12. It was the day I first witnessed death. My father fought bravely from dawn til noon they fought until both men could hardly stand. When my father ran him through
i could see the relief in his eyes. I think he saw my mother at that instant. Women of a nearby village did all they could for him. His wounds became infected, fever set in, and two days after the battle he lay dead.
I was raised by a blacksmith who knew nothing of my past. One day a knight from a distant kingdom came through, my stepfather gave him drink, made some repairs to his armour. I was 15 at the time. My stepfather being a poor man with 5 other children was sad but relieved to allow the Knight to take me for a squire. The rest ill not go into.
How i got back to this land is too painful
to recall. Its a dark history i wish not to repeat.
..............King Arcon

[This message has been edited by arcon (edited 06-21-2001).]

Name: Josephine Aldora LeBlanc aka the Dame d'Escrime

Parents: Deceased; Both killed at the Battle of the Stone Table. Sir George LeBlanc and Dame Celia Mattieu

Born: Of warrior stock on the other side of "war drobe" in the land of "Spare Oom"

Moved to Arconia at the death of her only sister: Lady Beatrice Ledgerto LeBlanc

Has lived a quiet, sheltered life of upper aristocracy until recently. Wisked away from court by a green-eyed warrior at the sudden death of her sister, she is now in combat training in order to take up her sister's war hammer and avenge her death.

Meanwhile, she has fallen in love with Naekos who does not reciprocate as he has eyes for another.

It is yet to be seen whether she has the same warrior spirit as her family.

[This message has been edited by Dame d'escrime (edited 06-21-2001).]

[Willow]

Name: Lady Willow
Secret Profession: Lady in waiting to Princess Buffy
Arconian Profession: Sorceress in training
Siblings: I don't know, I was found as in infant in the forest surrounding Schoolcraftia
Parents: Birth parents, I don't know. Adoptive parents, Lord and Lady Giles of Schoolcraftia
Background: In training with the Duchess of Sunnydale for sorcery, and as a faithful Lady in Waiting, traveling with Princess Buffy/Lady Moon to keep her safe
Adventures: Casting spells to keep fencingsucks.net away from Arconia, being kidnapped by Mango and someone else, and overthrowing a spell placed on King Arcon
Looks: Short, with hazel eyes and soft brown hair. Told by others that I am "Pleasing to the eye."
Skills: the ability to communicate with animals, and various sorcery skills

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does Elvis talk to you?

[mango fever]

the autobiography continues:

at the age of 5 or 6 i had a cat, and later on a dog. i had a tendancy to bring home strays, a friend palmed off a rabbit, i brought home a bird cage full of finches, and etc. we had them until i had to give them away or they passed on. my best cat in the world was a part maine coon, he was a ferrel and a mouse catcher, he was also a good watch-cat.

The Watch Cat - Bunny Boy(i'm not joking, his name was really bunny boy), jumped into the folder to be with his buddy and commrade of the world: Mango. After brushing the flea eggs from his fur, Mango brought him a nice dish of water and a plate of crunchy cereal which he loved. Every once in a while he looked up at Mango and and radiated his affection. The telephone rang and it was the Dame. "Hey-la, there ain't nothing like a dame, what's up?" "Mango, there no time for jokes right now, Moon is sort of in trouble, her father wants her to marry some ox and she's upset". Mango walked around talking on the phone in her living room. "Well, we could marry her off to Arcon or Space. I think you should all come over so we can talk about this, i'll put the coffee on" Bunny Boy eyed a cage full of finches maliciously. The phone rang again and it was Zelda "zelda, bring your blonde braids over here we have a little delima to work out -i've invited the board in about an hour"

[veeco]

Name: Veeco
Profession: Official translator/intepretor into all languages spoken into Arconia. Highly skilled in ancient european dialects.
Siblings: 3, left behind.
Parents: unknown to this day.
Background: Learned many dialects during my dreams. Once I woke up and I could speak Catalan. The next day I was able to understand Gaelic.
Adventures: I once ran into a group of people and they assured me that they could get away without me because they had a babelfish. I killed the fish by pulling it out of its aquarium.
Looks: Depends on the lunar cycle.
Skills: Tongue twisting.

[latenight]

Name: Sir Latenight Esq.
Profession: Lawyer, Legal council to the Court
Siblings-None
Parents-unknown
Background: Dark green at the moment
Adventures: Hanging with J-Lo
Looks: first left, then right
Skills-Ambulence chasing, Import drinking, Zelda drooling

[Fencing Angel]

Name: Sir Angelo Dewpawnt
Profession:Knight of Arconia
Parents: Royality Of Muu
Siblings: unknown
Background: Hair to the Thrown of Muu.
looks: About 6'0", Brown hair Normal cut, Green Eyes. Rather normal looking.. very stately.
skills: Hand-to-hand Combat. The use of swords, both long and short, Small explosives, and being a OK spy...
How did i come to Arconia: long story... really long...
Hobbies: Writeing... Lots...

[Swordsman]

Hey, another old jewel dug up! Maybe we should all update our bios. Let's see here...

Name: Nækos of Nova Servaya, short, Nækos Servaya

Profession: Forager/street fighter, then tavern waiter, then mercenary, and now Commander, Strike Force Aiovus.

Siblings: Unknown

Parents: Unknown, presumed dead. Definitely unmarried.

Background: Orphaned in one of the worse sections of an already rotten city, was raised secretly in the bowels of a small convent by a kindly nun, along with a whole gang of orphans. Framed later for her murder, fled to Nova Zemblar. Trained in sword combat under Torsten Aiovus, and then the Talruum. At the end of about five years, forced to flee again after the massacre of a mob in the street. Began skipping around, never settling, gathered a following of elite warriors and formed a mercenary group. Settled at the outskirts of Arconia city, formalized the group as the Strike Force Aiovus, loyal to the crown.

Adventures:
Pre-Arconian: See above.
Current: Rescue of the lady Moonitic of the Quill and Webmaster Craig from fencinsucks.com, along with the destruction of several of their intermediate distribution facilities. Saved Josephine LeBlanc from a mercenary group. Left the kingdom to wander the wilderness for two months, returned just in time to rescue Josephine again from the clutches of George Washington. Involved in the pursuit of the enchanted Moonitic, along with defense of the royalty. Currently back in Nova Zemblar with Angelo, Serana, and Blade, attempting to head off disaster for the Talruum.

Looks: Black, black, black, and green. Black hair, clothes, everything. Green eyes -"Swordsman? Are those your emerald green eyes behind the mask? I just might swoon." The lady Lorelei Ledgerto, upon discovering for me my eye color. Everything possible black. Skin usually very close due to a combination of sun, dirt, and dried blood. Of average or just-shorter-than-average height, and slight build, owing to the elven blood. One ear slightly pointed, the other cut smooth. Severely scarred everywhere. When visible, musculature appears small, thin, ropey, again owing to the elven blood.

Skills: Infiltration, deceit, stealth, bladework. Something of a connoisseur of bladed weapons, a master swordsman. Also highly skilled in open-handed combat.

[Moonitic]

Yeah, time to update ye olde profile...

Real Name: Princess Buffy of Schoolcraftia
Acquired Name(s): Lady Moon, Muck

Profession: Royal Scribe, slave

Parents: Same as before.
Siblings: Ken-Dall, younger sister who looks like me

Background: Got a week?

Adventures: Been kidnapped, left for dead, turned into a slave, made evil, slept with the king in a tunnel, tried to take over the kingdom, almost forced to marry yet another prince from Muu...

Looks: Once long, golden hair is now rather short, choppy & dirty. Still a troll (a nerdy troll when I wear my glasses). Better make that a pregnant, nerdy troll

Skills: being kidnapped, jumping off cliffs...haven't done much else lately.

[Zelda]

HMMMM lets see. I think I will just edit the old one!

[Zelda]

Name: Zelda Regina
Profession: Ruler, diplomat, fighter
Siblings: None
Parents: Allana - Lioness Rampant, Kings Champion of Tortall, George, ex King of Rouges and Baron of Pirates Swoop
Background: I met the king at a ball, it was love at first sight. Before that I was an envoy to foreign courts, using my feminine wiles gathered information about our neighbouring countries.
Adventures: Life is an adventure... grab it by both hands and live it.
Looks: blond hair (strawberry), green eyes, 5'5".
Skills: fighting arts, diplomacy.

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[lochinvar]

Name:Lochinvar MacAlpin

Profession: Soldier, sometime mercenary. Looking for permanent employment.

Parents: Ian (deceased) and Grace MacAlpin. Grace lives in quiet retirement with her sister Florence in the south.

Siblings: Two older brothers, Dunvigan and Tiomoid, both long since gone to parts unknown. Younger sister Ardriana, lives with mother.

Background: Youngest son of a minor landholder on the borderlands; active from a young age in outlaw-hunting and defending against raiders. Friend in his youth to Arcon, Zelda, and Princess Buffy (Lady Moon). Rode with Arcon during his wandering days, part of Arcon's Free Company.
Married his longtime sweetheart and took a position with another laird to the south; returned to Arconia several years after she died in childbirth.

Adventures: None to speak of, other than bounty-hunting outlaws in and around Arconia.

Looks: Middle height (5'10" or so). Stocky build (think size 50 fencing jacket). Blue eyes; dark brown hair starting to turn salt-and-pepper, long and usually worn braided, tied, or clubbed; clean-shaven; big hands.

Skills: Broadsword, archery, riding, tracking and woodcraft, healthy scepticism and practicality, falling for women who spell trouble, managing to stay alive somehow despite not excelling at anything.

[Lord Tellurine]

Name: Lord Tellurine

Profession: Special agent for the King of Muu

Siblings: Older sister, Sheila. She is on her third marriage to a Muu nobleman and is secretly squirreling away his family fortune for herself.

Parents: Catherine and Tiberius Tellurine. Following the long lineage of Tellurine evil doing, they cheated and stole their way around Muu, finally being killed by their servants.

Background: Being a wealthy landowner grew tiresome for him so he offered his services as a special agent to the King of Muu. His ultimate goal: please the King of Muu so much he receives the adulation and recognition he feels he deserves.

Adventures: His first job for the King of Muu was to bring to him the sniveling princess who refused to marry his eldest son, Prince Henry. He tracked down the princess in Arconia where he discovered her with her new name: Lady Moon. He kidnapped her and plotted to use a sleeping potion to make the Arconian castle fall asleep so that Muu troops could take it over. He failed. He convinced Meekal the Daft that there was hidden treasure in Muu so that he would lead Lady Moon into his hands again. This time he was going to force her to marry Meekal so that Muu and Schoolcraftia could join, giving Muu access to the Schoolcraftia treasury. He failed. He was employed by King Zarcon briefly and enjoyed some limited success being a spy for the von Schmects. Currently he is assisting Ken-Dall in fooling everyone in Arconia that she is Lady Moon and is planning on using the up and coming tournament to somehow get control of the throne. Don’t worry… he’ll probably fail.

Looks: He is a thin moderately tall man (5’7&#8221 ) . He has greasy black hair (Which is thinning on top) and a permanent sneer.

Skills: He is known throughout Muu as a fine swordsman, but he’s better known as a low-down dirty sneak.

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[Lord Tellurine]

Name: Meekal the Daft

Profession: Prince of Muu

Siblings: Older brother, Prince Henry (Who ran off to Arconia and changed his name to Angelo)

Parents: King and Queen of Muu

Background: Meekal spent many lonely years growing up in the Muu castle. He had no one to play with and all of the servants quickly grew weary of his annoying questions. Only one employee of the crown paid him any attention and that was the royal geologist, Kliff Fauldergraft, who introduced Meekal to the world of rocks. Unfortunately, Meekal went overboard and named his rocks and carried on conversations with them. His favorite rocks he keeps with him at all times and are: Nigel (his very first rock), Margaret, Rufus (Who is very clever, but a tad overbearing at times), and Abigail (who he picked up from the recent dungeon collapse in the Arconian castle. One rock, Derek, who was very good at directions, was used to kill an assassin working for Zarcon. When Lady Moon threw herself off a cliff Meekal threw a chipped and blood spotted Derek down also as a tribute.

Adventures: One day Meekal was summoned to the throne room to meet his new bride, the same princess who had refused to marry his brother. It was Lady Moon. He went to her and asked her to help him to run away. They escaped to Arconia together and he fell madly in love with her, although she finds him pathetic. He was captured by Lord Tellurine who tried to get him and Lady Moon to sign a marriage license, but was rescued by a group of Arconians and his old friend Kliff, who he hadn’t seen in years. Meekal invited Kliff back to Arconia they lived happily until Kliff died when an arrow meant for Meekal killed him instead.

Looks: Meekal is a tall; thin nineteen year-old, with brown hair. Never really getting the hand of being royalty you’ll usually find his dress sloppy and his appearance common.

Skills: Irritating people, getting information wrong, and talking to rocks.

[Willow]

Name: Lady Willow Giles of Schoolcraftia

Profession: Lady in waiting to Princess Buffy/Lady Moon, was Sorceress in training, but training is on hold at the moment due to pregnancy.

Siblings: None that I know of

Parents: Lord and Lady Giles of Schoolcraftia, adoptive parents. Real mother was a young noblewoman who fell in love with an evil magician, and ran off and hid their child when she discovered how evil he was. He caught up with her and killed her when she wouldn't tell him where his child was. He worked for Zarcon and fought his own child, who turned around and killed him in self-defense (what on earth was his name? I can't remember it and can't find it in my records).

Background: Training with the Duchess of Sunnydale for sorcery, best friend of Lady Moon, and her protector. Engaged to her true love, Prince Nicholas of Marsteria, and expecting his child in about 2 more months.

Adventures: Protecting Arconia from fencingsucks, being kidnapped, finding out she's pregnant, having to search for Lady Moon, killing her birth father, being confined to bed by the ones she loves to protect the baby she is carrying, dreaming of children, and a mysterious little girl who keeps appearing to her.

Looks: short, pleasing to the eye with long auburn hair and eyes of hazel that blaze emerald green when she gets angry.

Skills: the ability to communicate with animals, cast spells, scry, and other sorcery skills, which are used only for good.