Arcon's Mom

[George Washington]

Don't get too excited

Arcon's mom has got her feet up in the stirrups nine months pregnant and swollen, then some really really gross stuff happened that I'm not allowed to talk about here.

In the end Little baby Arcon was born and the Dr, looked up puzzled. Arcon's mom was worried, but the doctors puzzled look turned into a big grin. Smiling he brought the baby around for his mother to see. "In all my years I've never seen anything like this, but I'm sure it's a sign," he said. He quickly flipped the baby over to show his mother a curious birthmark. Across young the baby's back in red blotches, but legible non-the-less in big block letters was the word

"CRAFTSMAN"

"Sorry ma'am, but it looks like your son is going to be a tool for life," said the Doctor before handing her the baby.

And not one to disappoint, Arcon became the biggest Tool ever, and even started his own lonely women fantasy club

The end

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I AM SCRUBDEATH! YOU ARE DEFEATED!

[NewKnight15]

nevermind i take my opinion back hes an idiot

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~Toma El Riesgo~

[SteveMcDonough]

I'm beginning to really hate you, George.

That was not funny, nor was it called for. Piss off back to fencing sucks. We don't want you here. If you're trying to be comical, it doesn't show, and all you are doing is offending some people, and annoying others. I apologise to the other members for my behaviour, but I feel someone had to say something. Leave our community. Nobody likes you, and the manners you have picked up from F.s. are not suitable or welcome in Fencing.net.

Take a bloody hint, and go.

That is all.

Steve.