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  1. 08-23-2001 01:32 PM #1
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    Posted by Arcons Nurse.

    Hello, Arcon is resting well. Hes awake and then hes out. I never know how long he'll be concious.

    He left a list of things for me to tell you.

    First he wanted Arconians to know who shot him. It was his evil brother Zarcon of the empire of Zarconia.
    Details will be given later.

    Second , he wants plans for the Second Royal Costume Ball to go forward.
    The ball should be held in the next few days.

    Third , there is to be a Writing Council after the Costume Ball. Any ideas or complaints will be discussed.

    Fouth, he wishes all Arconians to give their support to the Queen in helping to make this land a good place to be in.

    Fifth, a special thanks goes out to the Webmaster of this land of ours.

    Sixth , Death to the Dragons!
    live long and fence.

    Arconia Forever.

    THE ARCON

    Im on the way back Mr.KING.......damn cant he wait on his pudding.....?

    thanks nurse shani
  2. 08-23-2001 02:32 PM #2
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    Nurse!!!!!!!!! wheres my ice cream?
  3. 08-23-2001 03:28 PM #3
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    Ice Cream? Certainly. Would you care for fresh rasberries with that?
    CAUTION: The heart is a fragile thing. Handle with care.
  4. 08-23-2001 04:51 PM #4
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    hmmmmmmmmmmm, rasberries........yes......

    the Arcon
  5. 08-24-2001 08:29 PM #5
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    umm.. did i hear right.. the king want rasberries? ok then lets all give the king rasberries..
  6. 08-24-2001 09:19 PM #6
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    HEY! ARCON!


    Pptptptptptptptpt!


    Raspberries. yes.
    I'll shut up now.
  7. 08-26-2001 04:06 PM #7
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    ahh yes.. thank you steve.. i was hopeing that it was obvious to what i had in mind..
    but sometimes you just need to have a little fun with words.. no offense intended my king.. but
    hey you asked for it.....
  8. 08-26-2001 07:10 PM #8
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    Ok boys, quit teasing....Arcon forgive me..this was my fault. AND you two, we'll settle this later.
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  9. 08-26-2001 08:40 PM #9
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    at The Dame, from me
    and from Angel.

    (any old excuse to to these things! )


    I'll shut up now.
  10. 08-27-2001 12:49 PM #10
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    Yes,he is sick. He's sick in the head.

    Its a shame my arrow missed its mark.

    Little brother you are just to good. You make me sick. This kingdom of yours is no match for my forces.Ill wait til you are fit.Howcould I live with myself to take fight with you now. You look so weak.
    YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WEAK! AND WHEN YOU ARE ON YOUR FEET AGAIN I WILL HAVE YOUR HEART FOR DINNER.

    Moonitic, where is your sweet willow?
    I think ill torture her before i come for
    you.

    Fencing Angel, you will wish for angels before im done with you. Are you my brothers
    favorite?
    I think i will take your sword arm for my trophy.

    Swordsman, Im not sure you can even fight.
    Do you know which end of the sword to use?
    Are you the ears of the king?
    Yes, your ears will be my trophys.

    Sleep well Aronians for your time is nearly over.
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  11. 08-27-2001 01:28 PM #11
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    To Zarcon,
    Before you can kill arcon, you will have to get past his highly protective gay lover, Swordsman.
  12. 08-27-2001 03:48 PM #12
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    We are not weak, least of all the King! We have delt with your dirty sort before, and we will deal with you like the rest. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! So, En Guard, Zarcon! May our weapons be your demise!
    -Foil Girl
    "Nadie nace sabiendo"
  13. 08-27-2001 04:58 PM #13
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    Ahaha! Rofl! I love that show! *clrears her throat* Right sorry
    Zarcon, I do believe you are the weak one here. If I remember correctly we have faut you before, and beaten you! I think your boasting will come to an end.
    *stands next to Foil Girl her sword drawn as well.*


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  14. 08-27-2001 06:56 PM #14
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    As does the Dame, though not as experienced as the others I will stand by my king and companions. You cannot beat all of us Zarcon!

    OOh, how do you get this damned thingy out of its sheath!?
    CAUTION: The heart is a fragile thing. Handle with care.
  15. 08-27-2001 08:47 PM #15
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    I enter, and see the others standing in line. Foil girl and Lady Rosline flanking the Dame who was fumbling to draw her sword. 355 was to the side, pouting like some deformed, midget version of Mick Jagger. I walk up to Zarcon, and being considerably taller, he backs off a step. I look him up and down, then twat him round the side of the head with my gauntlet.

    I walk back to the other three, who all have their swords drawn by now.



    [ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: SteveMcDonough ]
    I'll shut up now.
  16. 08-27-2001 09:10 PM #16
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    Proudly looks around at her companions, and knows that there will be more! Laughs softly.
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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    I can picture that, Sir Steve.
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  18. 08-28-2001 06:49 AM #18
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    yes, I can picture that as well.
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
  19. 08-28-2001 09:24 AM #19
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    One for all and all for one, Eh, ladies?
    I'll shut up now.
  20. 08-28-2001 09:31 AM #20
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    exactly! Now where is everyone else? Oh right, they are all getting ready for the ball. Drats! and I still dont have a dress! Oh well, Priorities!
    *Flicks her sword back up to Zarcons chin along side Serenas, Dames sword wobling at his mid section, and Steves at the heart.*
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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