The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!
Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs.
A semper fi cranium
That's got automatic eggs.
His gaping maw
Is geared to spew.
He just might be a she
So Birdette will do!!
Go eat your eggs!
Force fed, force fed.
Go eat your eggs!
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!!
With purple pants,
(They start to tear)
I reach out with all my might to
Poke out an eye.
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!
My seven year old smile:
Vanishing!
Eggs,
Why eggs?!
It's breaking my heart.
It's hurting my nose.
It's turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?!
In my dreams I despise you
More than you'll ever know.
Even when I speak your name
It makes me ****ing choke!
Bird...... YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!
Bird......
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Quote:
The first appearance of Birdo was in Super Mario Bros. 2, where Birdo would appear as a mini-boss character of various levels. Birdo, depending on the form, spat eggs, fireballs, or a combination of both at the player. Birdo's standard pink form fired eggs, a red color swap shot both eggs and fireballs, and a green Birdo sent only fire after the characters; in the event of a green Birdo, the player had to find a Mushroom Block to toss at it. Rarely, a Birdo would appear as a common enemy, instead of a boss. These Birdos are, in a way, invincible, as after the player defeats one of these Birdos, it comes right back. The credits of Super Mario Bros. 2 label Birdo as Ostro, and vice versa, a different enemy that has nothing to do with Birdo.
In the game Super Mario Advance, a remake of Super Mario Bros. 2, there was a robotic Birdo boss named Robirdo, who took over a second Mouser's position as the boss of World 3. Super Mario Advance is also notable for being one of the last games to give Birdo understandable voice acting, as further games would simply allow it to emit honking noises; in this game Birdo spoke clear sentences such as, "This is as far as you go!" and "Hello there!".
INTRO:
What’s that? (Fire from the gods)
I don't know.
Power glove...
THAT LITTLE BASTARD,
with his tricks and vile forms of play
hacking shaving slicing mutilating
all that gets before him,
all that gets in his way.
Coming around down the stairs.
wood cracks beneath my feet,
my hand slips across the rail
collecting dust on my finger tips.
I came into a dark room
the smell of wet stone of many years
then there was a bubonic retard's blank empty stare...
LITTLE ANDROID MAN
HALF THE SIZE THAT I AM
SCISSORS ON HIS HEAD
SCCCIIISSSOOORRRRSSSSS ON HIS ****ING HEAD!
Little android man
-born without a soul
without that force of reason-
the scissors took control.
Little android man-
born without a heart
if he's in your vicinity he'll cut you apart!
Here he comes
bring it down
it's just a game
Don't look back he's right behind
and here's your piece of mind.
little android man,
born without a soul
without the voice of reason
the scissors took control!
little android man,
born without a heart
if hes in your vicinity
he'll cut you apart.
Counting it down until your death counts on his fingers..
1 2 3 4
LITTLE ANDROID MAN
NEVER- NEVER - NEVER TRUST A
LITTLE ANDROID MAN
HE'LL CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT
OUTRO:
jeez, I love the power glove. It's so bad...
Quote:
Cut Man was originally designed for land reclamation work; particularly deforestation. His battle abilities center around his advanced jumping abilities and the pair of boomerang-like shears on his head. As revealed in Mega Man: Powered Up, he is easily fooled, and can turn his scissors into a more shuriken-like weapon.
Linear Mode
