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Request for an Audience King and Queen of Arconia... I send you this message with hope that you will understand my predicament. My father, my only relative left was payed to try and take Dame when she ran away in the forest. It was his only chance... noone else would take us in. We were starving and needed the money. I am sorry, and in part am here to apologize on his behalf. I assume he was killed because he never came back.
All I ask is to be taken into the service of your highnesses, as a squire or something close to that, so I can learn how to fight with a weapon. My father left behind one of his swords, and I can't seem to use it properly, however much I try. I am very proficient in hand to hand combat, but nothing else.
I am now a lady -well, a girl you could say- that is ready to serve you, wherever you put me, however. Though my father wasn't exactly loyal to the crown, I am prepared to be. Please read this and understand. I was going to ask for an audience, but now I realize that you are very busy people. Sorry the title of my message does not corraspond.
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-Foil Girl
"Nadie nace sabiendo"
[This message has been edited by Foil Girl (edited 06-17-2001).] -Foil Girl
"Nadie nace sabiendo"
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Ahem...might I budge in for a moment? Thank you, m'lady, my liege.
FoilGirl...crap. Sorry, that was probably me. Yes, they all died, including your father, whichever one he was. I probably killed him myself. And whether or not their majesties allow you to join Arconia, I will gladly take you onto the force and train you. Josephine could use the female companionship, I think.
Thank you, your majesties. I shall retire now. It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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I could use a squire...& I'm one of the few female knights... "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."
-- Rudyard Kipling
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HMMMMMM Foil Girl, I will have to discuss it with my King but I see no problem with you joining the court as Moontic's squire. Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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Ok, I've discussed it with my king. Foil Girl, you are herewith Moontics squire 4 days a week. The other three you will spend with Swordsman and Jo training. However each night you will return to the castle and wait on Moontic at dinner. Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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I guess I can go with that...if that's ALL I get...by the way, this is the only time you'll hear me whine. It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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Thank you, you're very kind your magesties. I will be ready to serve lady moonitic tomorrow as her squire by tomorrow. I don't have many belongings to gather.
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"Nadie nace sabiendo" -Foil Girl
"Nadie nace sabiendo"
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Originally posted by Zelda: ...each night you will return to the castle and wait on Moontic at dinner. What if she's having dinner at my cottage?
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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Come and join me and Space Cadet in our ongoing battle to deface the king, Arcon. We are referred to as Court Jesters, but really our tongues are like sharpened swords.
Get a load of this one:
"Arcon, your *** is sooooo big, that when you sit in your throne, the people of Pottersville feel the vibration! Oohh!!! I'm hot tonight!"
Space and I invite you to partake in our candid, yet sometimes grotesque humor.
Best regards,
The Bayer Hunter
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Swordsman.... read my previous post about Foil Girl going back to the castle at night if Moontic is not at your cottage. Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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