06-12-2001, 11:01 AM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Murder in the Palace
Well so much for my R&R. There has been a murder in the Palace. One of my guards has been found by latenight murdered in a hot tub. Hes been missing from the Palace for a few days now.
He leaves behind a wife three children ,2 boys one girl ages 3, 5 and 7.
If you see fit please send your donations to
Arconian Palace Guard
P.O.Box 7-11
Arconey,Arconia 007-69
thanks for your support.
King Arcon
P.S supplies of Fresca are more than welcomed
Correction: Palace security has just informed
me he was murdered(the guard) then placed in the hot-tub.
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06-12-2001, 11:13 AM
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| I King Arcon do hereby appoint an official
task force to investigate this crime.
Those as follows.
Swordsman
Latenight
Fencing Angel
Moonitic
Report directly to the crown. Who evers in.
the Queen and I both have crazy scedules this
month. Thats why we were so looking forward to R&R this week. Oh well. And so it goes.
King Arcon
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06-12-2001, 01:21 PM
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| Space, my friend, Ive tried to show more than
a bit of honor in our confrontations. You seem to seek my limit of patience with you.
You ARE very close. Id take the gloves off with you but im not yet convinced you're not a little pimple faced 15 year old spending way to much time in the bathroom alone.
Watch your step my friend.
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06-12-2001, 02:17 PM
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| Doctor Bayer's Report:
Guard died of dehydration linked to excessive diarrea probably caused from over consumption of Pudding Snak-Pacs while sitting in hot-tub.
What a tragedy. | |
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06-12-2001, 02:57 PM
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| i saw the police report a-bout the rehydration and it's a bit more complicated than that. He showed signs of dehydration but a doctor, (not bayer-md), got him on an IV of Fresca and he came around. The last person to see him was Moon, in the locker room getting ready to fence a little. Then he showed up dead in the hot tub. | |
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06-12-2001, 03:02 PM
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| Detective work's not my business. I'll leave this one to latenight, mango, and Bayer.
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06-12-2001, 03:06 PM
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| sorry king arcon... i am afraid that i would just get in the way also... i regret to inform you that i am only good with a sword. and no good with my mind on things like this. well leave it up to the pros... | |
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06-12-2001, 05:43 PM
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| aww maaaan...another murder?
Let me see, I had just walked into the locker room when I saw Bob (his name was Bob, I think) standing near an open locker. At first I thought, "Why is he in the ladies' locker room?" But the slamming of a locker door nearby distracted me. I looked back to see that he had left, but there was a half filled can of Fresca in his place. Bob ALWAYS finished his Fresca...
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06-12-2001, 05:58 PM
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| good thinking moon! | |
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06-13-2001, 04:59 AM
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| Latenight, is it a fencing glove? If so which hand?...............King Arcon | |
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06-13-2001, 05:36 AM
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| Right handed. Blue and White in color. With no manufacturer's markings. It appears washable, but has blood stains.
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06-13-2001, 10:31 AM
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| Well so that means i am in the clear.... being a evil lefty and all... http://www.fencing.net/forum/smile.gif | |
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06-13-2001, 11:44 AM
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| space_cadet's gaseous cloud moved slowly eastward in the general direction of arcon's lab. He was subjecting a sample from the crime scene to a series of tests when the "cloud", a sulfureous masseous gaseous "being", yellowish in color, slowly enveloped him. He dropped the pipet of acid fast reagent on the table and broke the slide of boogers fresh from the autoclave. His hand accidentially brushed against the smear of booger on the lab counter and dropped to the floor. The door swung open, and the lab director walked in. Seeing the prone figure on the floor, he stepped around him and called the paramedics who carted him off to the local clinic, but not before Arcon inhaled the Booger that was on his hand from the counter, from the slide, from the autoclave, from the specimen of the crime scene. The booger slowly worked its way into his system, as the doctors frantically and quite foolishly treated the symptoms of "cloud vapour".
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06-13-2001, 02:16 PM
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| Arcon picked and picked, but his fat, plumber sized fingers could not dig deep enough into his diseased nostrils. Then he felt throbbing pain deep in his brain, similar to when he tried to think hard about a certain subject. But make no mistake. He was not thinking this time. It was the plagued booger that was reeking havoc in Arcon's snak pac sized brain. The doctors and nurses rushed upon hearing Arcon's adolescent girl-like screams of pain. Then one of the doctors yelled, "Get Dr. Bayer!" | |
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06-13-2001, 04:21 PM
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| In a rush, Dr. Bayer flew into the ward, seeing his patient frantically digging to remove the poison booger - he yelled "stop it! - my God man, you'll ruin your profile!" he grabbed a nose-dropper of vicks and thrusting Arcons head back dropped two drops of medicine down the snout. "Ugh" Arcon moaned, not nose drops! I haven't had nose drops since i was a kid" In a dizzying fever he fell back onto the pillows. Arcon rolled onto his side, grasping a large white cloth handkerchief and blew his nose. Bayer Md. wasn't sure if the booger was completely out so he did another surgical procedure: "get me the bottle of aspirin on the shelf" Nurse Mango brought over the aspirin bottle, a large tablespoon and some water. The doctor carefully crushed the aspirin in the spoon and added a little water. "Swallow this". The quick thinking of Bayer MD kept Arcon from falling to the dreaded staph booger, however, the Yellow Vapor Mist was beginning to have an effect. | |
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06-13-2001, 06:35 PM
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| Arcon lay back on the bed resting. Miserable about the turn of events, and sipped his Fresca quietly through a straw. Nurse Mango turned a little light on next to the bed and gave him a little book to read. She left the room and he began reading his story...."Once upon a time, in a kingdom long long ago, there was an evil demon. The evil demon was evil because he was jealous of someone very very good. The evil Demon did things to make people feel sad and miserable, and he did this every day, he did it every time he saw someone doing something good. This was a terrible thing and one day a virtuous Queen decided to vanquish the demon and so she put on her disguise and went in search. The demon knew she was about, and took steps to block her path as well as protect his land. The demon sent a large cloud of yellow gas into the air and many people were killed. The Queen saw the cloud and looked into a mirror and saw into the distance, a pond, with a small brown boat into which she placed a lamp and flowers...." Arcon's book dropped from his hand and he fell into a peaceful sleep. His round, pudgy face in repose as an angel. "It's amazing, isn't it" Dr. Bayer stated to Mango as he tip-toed into the room, he looks so peaceful, so innocent, yet something lurks there. "Well", said mango, removing the empty glass from his hand, "let him sleep, the gas was absorbed by the Fresca and he won't feel the effects" | |
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06-13-2001, 07:59 PM
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| What the HELL is going on here? I can't even follow this thread; I think I'll just keep to the Aftermath from now on...
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06-14-2001, 01:05 PM
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| we don't know, but every once in a while, space makes fun of arcon and i come to the rescue, then arcon takes a jab at me, and bayer sends him a note to duel, then i realize that bayer has a point, so i flick the arcon, then zelda steps in with her soothing blonde braids from a picture taken 10 years ago and arcon marries her, then swordsman write a bunch of gore, in the meanwhile, i try to be diplomatic and bring the paragraphs together nicely, but some kids just won't play. | |
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06-14-2001, 02:04 PM
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| Mango, Mango, Mango, what WOULD we do without
you? I'm so glad someone is keeping up with
all of this. The real question IS: Does it
make any sense? .......Arcon, the King | |
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06-14-2001, 02:11 PM
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