Millions of voracious locusts could be descending on Beijing during the Olympics, but not to worry:
Big Red Spray
Not only are the locusts merely following millennia of genetic programming, officials have the problem well in hand. Sure, it may take over 200 tons of insecticides, but the verminators are officials, and they know what's best for all of us.
So just listen to what they say, let them do what they think best, and we'll all be the better for it in Beijing.
