The Establishment of Spaceville

[arcon]

Im feeling a little sorry for Space. Hes says Arconia is getting stale. So ive taken the liberty of establishing the village of
Spaceville. Its located.......well.....somewhere out there.
Spaceville is for anyone who wishes to be close to Space and away from the staleness of Arconia. Ill keep this short. I hope you're all very happy. Im sure with Spaces
sense of humor and imagination it will never get stale.......so long and good luck.
Sincerely yours ......King Arcon of Arconia

[arcon]

Space,If i may be so bold, id suggest you contack Bayer. I think hes sick of fresca and is ready for a change........
Arconians, have you any other suggestions?
Spaceville needs a population for its tax base. Latenight has informed me that Arconia
can not according to its bi-laws fund the Village.
...................King Arcon

[latenight]

Was that Perfecto a Dutch Masters or Swisher Sweet?

[arcon]

Damn, Zelda i told you not to leave the timemachine on........but hey .......it deflected the laser ray from Perfecto and Saved Arconia...so its ok honey .....im not mad..............Zelda honey, have you seen my robe?.....the pool looks so inviting today
Will you join me?
.....................King Arcon

Latenight, see if you can get an extension
on the Palace light bill this month please.
That timemachine really burns the electricity.

[This message has been edited by arcon (edited 06-07-2001).]
Zelda honey....isnt this nice? I love the sea shells you put in the pool. You know I dont understand Space, the man is so delirious over Arconia he still thinks he blew us up. Maybe peace will come to Arconia for a while. R & R would be a nice change.
Afterall Nationals are only four weeks away now, Im sure Arconias fencers will do well.
A toast my dear......To the fencers of Arconia...may they rout their pools and destroy their DE's.
..............King of Arconia

[This message has been edited by arcon (edited 06-07-2001).]

[latenight]

I have checked the Royal Patent Office. The Time Machine uses a self contained, self regenerating power source. It is the size of a tic tac. It cannot explode, implode, catch on fire or any other harmful thing. It is made by Tandy and is priced at 9.99, due to a little loophole in our contract with them, which I created.


If you need me, I will be over by the Sushi bar. Wher eare all the available women of the Kingdom at?

[This message has been edited by latenight (edited 06-07-2001).]

If Arcon and Space ever face each other on the piste, I want to
be there.

------------------
You CAN teach old dogs new tricks.

[arcon]

Arcons father,Arkon knowing that his son might develope an ego problem implimented a fail safe device in the multipurpose time machine. You see, it had an ego equalizer.The machine detected a positive to negative force change in the molecules of arcons ego.....thus creating an equal and opposite force that kept the gravitational pull from seeking its circular rotation.
Thus providing a healthy ego in check.
Arcon and Arconia survived with only a few but yet minor side effects. Arcon found that he was undefeatable on the strip. And as a result of this was constantly challenged
This would begin a strain in his relationship with the queen because he was always on the strip and missing dinner.
THE END........king arcon

[This message has been edited by arcon (edited 06-07-2001).]

[Zelda]

Ditto dame.... it would be great! Arcon dear I dont know where you robe is, nor where you left it. The shells are only in the pool becuase I forfot to take them out after the beach party and I'm about to run late for the airport, I;ll see you in a couple of days honey!

[Swordsman]

Space, they gave you your own village. Can't you just leave well enough alone? Oh well. Now, if Arconia starts getting boring and stale again, we have somebody to go to war with besides fencingsucks.com.

[arcon]

Its kind of lonely around here with Zelda gone. I think ill wander a bit around the Palace. I just love these floors, black marble, my favorite. Zelda likes the white, in the contruction of the Palace i was informed that if black marble found its way into the Royal Kitchen , I'd be taking her out to eat every night. Well, as you see even Kings can lose arguments.

Hmmmmmmm.....now this is strange. Wheres the
gaurd for this part of the Palace?
What is this?.....I think its.....yes...its
blood. My sword! I must go back for it.
Damn this marbles slick.......only fifty yards or so to go(a door slams) That was behind me. Who ever took my gaurd out, they're still in the Palace . My sword, thank
God, My sandals! Damn, Zelda , where are my sandals? I can never find a damn thing when shes gone.
Ive got to get to the Servants quarters. Giliean my head cook, his son .....ill send his young son as a runner to bring Swordsman
and Latenight.

Arcon slowly made his way down the long corridor leding to the hallway steps. Cautiously and quietly he moved past the heavaly ornate columns that lined the hallway. He was sure that with every step and methodical turn past each column that nothing would slip his gaze. He was at the last column just prior to the stairway when a sound from behind him distracted his focus.
He turned forward again.

What the hell! who are...............

[This message has been edited by arcon (edited 06-08-2001).]

[The Bayer Hunter]

...and playing topless solitaire in the hot tub.

Yeah!!! You know, you gatta git!
In the hot tub!!!

[arcon]

Yes, life is good.
....................The Arcon

[mango fever]

they do dance fever,
on a marble floor,
they aim the lazer,
at arcons door,
at arcons door,
cause they want mo',
from arcons door.

[Fencing Angel]

i am starting to think that mango is trying to apply for the job of court entertainer... and if so we should give her the job... it would be great. and now that space is in spaceville we have an opening... hey arcon you should think about giveing mango the job...

[SteveMcDonough]

Okay.

This thread gets the prize for the "Most Bizzare Topic"...

I'm going to lie down now, and look at the new moon with a village on it.

Night.