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    The Darkest Hour

    Undertaker: "What shall we do with the eyes?"
    Moonitic: "leave them in"
    Undertaker: "No, seriously, Open or shut! Which way do you want them?"
    Moonitic: "Leave them open."
    Undertaker: "How did this happen?"
    Moonitic: "He was on his way back to Perfecto
    when his ship developed a life support problem."
    Latenight: "hmmmmmm, he looks better dead than he did alive... what did you do to him?"
    Undertaker: "Its the makeup...works wonders for the complexion."
    Latenight: "I was unaware he wore lipstick."
    "Nice shade though."
    Moonitic: "Can you do the nails to match?"
    Mango: "And put little stars on them!"
    Fencing Angel: "While you're at it,why not do his toes too!
    Arcon: "Hey, enough, close the lid and show a little respect here." "Can we sell Fresca at the wake." "Who do i talk to about this?"

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    Wouldn't we pour a Fresca on our mad homeys grave???
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    The organ music poured in from the background "melodies of old virginia",
    Moonitic: the deceased was a wonderful man
    Mango: whatever he was - he deserves something to commemorate him, i think i'll request a memorial service from my Temple. Whatever happens, just know this: there'll be a reaction, anyone who does their nails in lime green will DEFINITELY cause a reaction. I agree, no, we won't do the nails or toes, I don't think he would want it this way.
    Arcon: Okay, and I can go for the service as long as I don't have to be there.
    Mango: not a problem, i enjoy assisting others to the other shore, if only through my sincere prayer.
    Arcon: peace be with you.
    Moonitic: isn't this a little morbid, shouldn't we be doing something a little more cheerful, would you mind if I put a few day lillies in the corner to brighten up this room? Geez!
    ~/-----finis~

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    This thread is six feet under.
    ..................................arcon

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    like the death refreance there arcon.. http://www.fencing.net/forum/smile.gif

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    ummm. . .who died?
    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton

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