06-01-2001, 02:10 PM
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| Mango please put your dress back on.
I think you've had enough to drink my dear.
Zelda honey ......please.......its ok....allow her to stay...shes dressed now.
Who was that ? he just went into the ladys restroom........guards .....come here.....get Space out of there......
...........arcon the Humble king
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06-01-2001, 04:35 PM
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| some how i don't envy their jobs.... glad that i am on the strike force...
one question my king... when is the anoucement going to be made on who your kinghting??? | |
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06-01-2001, 08:11 PM
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| ok... we all sould be worried now... mango is leaving her sliper on the dance floor so the the CARP-like prince can find her...
Guards look for someone who smells fishey... http://www.fencing.net/forum/smile.gif | |
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06-04-2001, 01:59 PM
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| "guards look for someone who smells fishy"
the guards ran around for a while and spotted a silvery-orange fish in a mesh mask holding a sword, "filet of flounder anyone?, which of you will step onto the strip" | |
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06-04-2001, 04:29 PM
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| Space, its so good to have you back in full form. The thought of never fighting with you again would be unbearable. I'd be stuck with Mango and her attempts to annoy me and
flirt at the same time. Arconia would be so boring. We'd be a war all the time for the lack of anything else to do. You do a great sevice to the the Kingdom and the crown to provide us with your own special brand of descension. Please post soon. Im sure ive
(sp) something.............King Arcon | |
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06-04-2001, 05:49 PM
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| Ed. Note: Someone really needs to collect all these parts to the story, then publish it as a free e-book for all the citizens of fencing.net
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06-04-2001, 06:09 PM
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#87 | | Guest | I've been thinking more seriously than that, Moon. | |
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06-04-2001, 06:24 PM
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| well it's no wonder i hop into so many folders, considering my flirting at AN END!, until then Argyle! | |
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06-05-2001, 08:51 AM
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| I just wanted to say nothing in a post because Space did............
....................The Arcon........... | |
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06-05-2001, 10:55 AM
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| i agree moon, there's commerical value to it, and even though it sounds really gross, it's a very 21st century thing. Conversation on the Board: A-bout Fencing.
a collaborative effort. 2001/June.
We would have to receive a printed copy of the whole thing. Each folder is a chapter. All the insults stay in. We have one chapter devoted to the Fencing Purists: Edew would have his own page (nay, several pages), it would be risque, but why not. We can BIND it and sell it on the Web-masters page. We each get a percent. | |
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06-05-2001, 11:17 AM
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| Mango, just be careful my dear, practice "Safe hopping".
.............Arcon the concerned King | |
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06-06-2001, 05:27 PM
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| what does the king mean when he says "safe hopping"?? | |
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06-06-2001, 05:47 PM
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| safe hopping: before a balestra you should make sure you have split second advantage, your footing is sure, and your arm shoots out at the exact moment. if not, it's not safe, but in reality, arcon was just being funny and amusing and playing off a paragraph in the folder immediately previous to the one he wrote in. What is this evil fencing S__ks file you speak of, should we get them?
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06-06-2001, 05:53 PM
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| Ok just wondering.... arcon said safe hopping to mango, so i thought it had somthing to do with mango being drunk... http://www.fencing.net/forum/smile.gif
Sorry mango.
Well it really is up to the king... we could outlaw the site. we could distory the kingdom. WE could kidnapp their webmaster.. http://www.fencing.net/forum/smile.gif
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07-09-2001, 05:57 PM
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| Well, after many turns around the room with King Arcon, the Masked Costume Ball is over. Arcon looked around the empty room and sleeply walked over to the stairs, just as he was opening a door, he spied a slipper on the floor. It was a simple black slipper with a rubber heel. "hmmmmm, whoes slipper is this?" he mused, "I fear lady mango may have left it, i'll bring it over to her tommorow" Not realizing that she had a few very very cunning rivals, he placed the slipper in his fencing bag and went home, yawning to himself and thinking about the many dances he endured with mango, the scent of her rather expensive perfume she bought for the occassion just to make him happy, the one with the top notes of orange in it. | |
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07-10-2001, 10:24 AM
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| this post has hit 100 replies now.
Big clap.
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07-10-2001, 10:37 AM
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| steve, you're a kill-joy, a wet blanket, and someone needs to let you know:
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07-10-2001, 12:23 PM
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#98 | | Guest | Oh, Mango. Lighten up. He's just having a little fun. | |
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07-10-2001, 02:08 PM
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| Steps lightly into the ball room wearing a light baby blue ball gown with sleaves that rest just bellow the shoulders, and little shimering sparkles all over. My hair is pulled up onto my head with little ringlets flowing down the sides of my face. I wear a simple silver chain with a small diamond. My mask is simple also. It is silver and only covers my eyes, therefore it is small.
Takes a few small hesitant steps into the room. Thinks to herself: What if no one likes me? What if everyone thinks that I am to young to be here? What if....
Sees the king and queen and walks over to introduce herself. Curtsies deeply. "Good evening your highnes'. I would give you my name but at the current time I have no name. Also I would give you my profession but at the time I do not have one for I have just arrived at your beautiful kingdom. I have no escort for the same reason I have no profession. I hope this does not upset you. If it pleases you I shale inform you the moment that my friends and I figure out my name and profession."
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07-10-2001, 02:49 PM
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| Mango..
I'm fully aware of the wetness of my blanket. (?) lol
It has been pointed out to me many times.
sorry for killing the thread, guys.
Steve.
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