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Last edited by Gav; 06-16-2008 at 03:30 PM.
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Array You know what I'm in the mood for now? A nice ripe peach, right off the tree. Damn, that would taste good right now. Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right. -
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Array heh, yah. The only tree that has anything close to a fruit is our pecan tree. I remember as a little kid I used to go out to the swing set that we had and grab on to the branches as I jumped out of the swing. Got the best pecans that way. After a while, we started not liking them as much. The tree apparently knew this and now refuses to give us pecans again D: ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array It's probably one of your neighbors' fault, actually. Pecan trees can't pollinate themselves, so they need another one nearby if they're going to produce nuts. I bet one of your neighbors cut down your tree's mate.
Either that, or your tree is really old. They'll produce for about 300 years if there's another one upwind to pollinate them. Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right. -
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Array No, the tree isn't that old. It's twisted from when hurricane Alisha came. It was young then apparently.
We have a few other pecan trees around it, but Idk if they've pollinated it. ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array Mmmmm...our plum trees are looking mighty fruitful this year.
So are our apple trees. Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees U.S. OUT OF VERMONT More Cowbell -
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Array I'm guessing that you live on a farm? ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array Oh man, plums would be awesome right now. Perfect weather for it. Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right. -
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Array It's grapefruit weather here. ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array  Originally Posted by Pescados666 I'm guessing that you live on a farm? Yup, dairy.
Strawberries are out as of now. Ima go out and eat a bunch now. Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees U.S. OUT OF VERMONT More Cowbell -
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Array Coo' coo'. I've seen plenty of farms when I go to PA. They're nice. There's a nice one for sale up by the dam and **** creek. Had tons of land back about 30 years or so, but a good chunk was bought for strip mining. That's probably what will happen to the rest of it. Sad... ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array At my house, we should have ripe cherries right now.... But due to unseasonably cold weather for a few weeks, they've still got some time left. "When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and bearing a cross." -
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Array Seeing as you're enjoying this thread so much I've just deleted the spam message.
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Array Thanks Gav! 
Speaking of fruity deliciousness, the currants aren't far off. Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees U.S. OUT OF VERMONT More Cowbell -
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Array  Originally Posted by Gav Seeing as you're enjoying this thread so much I've just deleted the spam message.
I find your discussion of plums ... amusing. You took the thrill of thread drift ;_; ↕ Embrace both lines.
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