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    Quote Originally Posted by KidLazy View Post
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    I've never taken the time to really communicate or spend time with my grandparents. Also, I've never set time to re-learning the language of my people.

    Also, I've never held a job for longer than two-and-a-half months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pescados666 View Post
    Why do you need these pillars? A genitalia shaped pillar might be a nice product to market
    Well I am making a 3d building and I need pillars. But I do not need penis pillars.


    I will try to make one after I get out of finals. Hooray iPod touch!

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    I've never made jello, that set the right way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksmom View Post
    I've never made jello, that set the right way.
    I've never made jello, much less some that has set correctly.
    However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally take a look at the results. ~ Churchill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksmom View Post
    I've never made jello, that set the right way.
    Didn't you give me advice on how to make jello boobs?
    ↕ Embrace both lines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by App13 View Post
    Well I am making a 3d building and I need pillars. But I do not need penis pillars.


    I will try to make one after I get out of finals. Hooray iPod touch!
    I must note here that Mr. Fish (666) did not specify which sex the genitalia pillar is to be modeled from....

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    I've never been on another continent.

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    Although I've been to places in every time zone, I've never yet been south of the Equator.
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    I have never flown in a helicopter.
    Can't you, just this once, f*** off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epee_Pox View Post
    What's something you've never done, that you probably ought to have done by now?
    I have never dated Heather Locklear.

    Ok, that's just wishful thinking...

    I have never gone downhill skiing. (And I live in Western New York - figure that one out!)
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