A warning to the people of "Arconia"

[latenight]

Don't drink the water.

Keep a close eye on your enemies, and a CLOSER one on your friends.

Something wicked this way comes.......

[latenight]

I know

I just always wanted to write , " Something wicked this way comes..."

Just like the sound of it, you know?

So are you in jail or what?
Or if you did truly take over- is this like,"Mangopolis" or something now?

If so, I need to order new business cards

[scarlet_woman156k]

oh man, I LOVE the "new business cards" line.

damn that's funny to me, latenight.

[ledgerto]

Perhaps a union of convenience is in order?

[latenight]

Well the king is already married to Zelda. He'll have to abdicate to marry Mango. Since their would be no heir, unless one of you want to claim to be their love-child, we will have to have an election for a new king.

And Zelda, if he does dump you, I'm available!!

[Fencing Angel]

I don't like the idea of a of having a pres... i like having a king. one head person and not the pres. vice. etc..... to many ideas and to many people to disagree. with a king if you disagree with our own idea you need a stright jacket. need i say more...

[Zelda]

Ok latenight, I'll keep that in mind!

[Swordsman]

Okay, this is twisted. I say we leave Arcon and Zelda where they are, and either exile Mango or set her up with latenight, depending on his preference.

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Nækos, leader of elite Arconian Strike Force

"You can run, but you'll only die tired". -Michael Anson

[arcon]

Maybe the Queen will agree to a duel with Mango. She is not bound to do so by arconian
law for it was Mango who committed the treason. Its mute at this point for any duel to take place (if it does)it would have to commence AFTER the trial.
..................King Arcon
Correct me if im wrong. I believe Mango
said she did not want to be queen.
She conceded to Zelda many days ago.
I am deeply concerned that she may not know
what she's said or wants from one day to the next. If this is the case then we need to
seek help for her.
.............Arcon of Arconia

[This message has been edited by arcon (edited 05-16-2001).]

[arcon]

PS. mango....i am thankful that you brought me back to life so many times....why do you
think im seeking mercy for you?
Hey, and where's all that money i put in your account for the rescue mission you failed to head up? .............King Arcon

[Zelda]

Arcon dear, I offered to share the position of Queen with Mango, thus giving you a harem, but I think we lost something in the communication. I do not wish this to end in blood shed. As for her comments about me, I have togh skin and have been called alot worse then that. The best thing is to ignore them.

[HilandDoug]

Actually, "Something Wicked This Way Comes" is a story by Mr. King's predecessor, the distinguished Mr. Ray Bradbury.

[ledgerto]

No offense your majesty, but you do know what happened to Marie Antoinette, I assume.

Beware.

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Old dogs CAN learn new tricks!

[Swordsman]

In reference to your last request, nice backpedalling job!! You start out quite confident in your overthrow, and then the thing blows up in your face. We capture you and throw you in prison, then you start going off on mad rants about being free and roaming the countryside in a cloak of invisibilty. Then, when people still refuse to join your thinking, you start justifying and rationalizing, saying why you were just trying to get Arcon some sense back, you were never overthrowing...

Just take the punishment you deserve, get over it, and allow Arconia to continue!

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Nækos, leader of elite Aiovan Strike Force

"You can run, but you'll only die tired". -Michael Anson

[arcon]

I never left the Palace, if there was an overthrow, I missed it.Hmmmmmmmm i did hear a lot of noise outside the Palace one night while watching the Sapranos. I think that was Mergs when he routed the traiters.
I am curious of Mangos part in the rescue of
Craig, was she there? She was to use her martial arts skills against the fencingsuckers and in return be pardoned for her treason. I saw no mention of her in the account of the rescue.
arcon of arconia

[arcon]

Mango.......we love you......thats why we put up with .....you........arcon

[Zelda]

HURMP!

[latenight]

Zelda,

Don't worry, I'm still here to fall back on! We'll get you a new BMW. It'll all be ok.

latenight- Council to the Court

[arcon]

Mango......Mango......Mango.......what am i going to do with you?

................arcon the concerned King

Zelda may i please get off the couch tonite?
My backs killing me.