Victory! our Webmaster is rescued.

[arcon]

I ,your King am very pleased to inform you ,the citizens of Arconia that Craig,(our webmaster) is presently in the hands of our rescue forces. They are still a few days out and are on their way back to our borders.
My message came by pigeon just hours ago. There have been some casulties on both sides
and one unforseen complication. It appears Moonitic was captured. Swordsmans force is on its way here as we speak,no word yet from Latenight but Mango insisted on returning for Moonitic. Mango and two others there identities we dont know have gone back into harms way to save our beloved
scribe and poet. All of us wish them godspeed and success. The flag at the Palace will remain at half mast until their return.
As reports come in ill share them with you.
Long live Arconia and its warriors.
King Arcon
Ps.
We should here from our Webmaster Soon.

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[Zelda]

well that is good news my dear. Its a pity about the casulties. Now WHY would they capture moontic? Our beloved scribe does not hold any state secrets. Her sole job is to entertain us and keep a history of our wonderful nation. You say MANGO went back for her? Send latenight and swordman back for them IMMEADIATELY, and when found place Mango under close survallience.

[arcon]

I will do what i can but it appears we will not know anything for a couple of days at least. Your King (who is up entirely too late! I say we make our plans for the upcoming costume ball. To gain entry into the
Palace Ballroom all invites must descibe their costumes, give the name of their country of Origin and introduce their date.
Anything you wish to add dear...?
arcon of arconia

ps. It may very well turn out to be a Victory
celebration as well.

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[Zelda]

I say we make it a masked ball, all costumes require facial features to be hidden in some way. Fencing Masks will not be allowed. This is the time for finery and fippery, NOT bouting. However, members of the fighting force will be allowed to carry one weapon of choice about their person. How does that sound?

[Willow]

My Lord, yes, it is true. Our precious scribe has indeed by captured. But, all is not lost. As Moonitic and I are soul sisters, we have a telepathic link, so I am in constant contact with her. I have agreed to transmit all messages from her while she is a prisoner. Moonitic begs me to inform you all that she is under constant pressure to pen tales for the evil ones at fencingsucks. However, so far she is refusing to do anything for them. The evil ones are torturing her and, even worse, forcing her to fence with equipment that keeps failing! We must concentrate all of our efforts to save our most precious scribe from this tribe of evil jerks.

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does Elvis talk to you?

[latenight]

My lord,

In the great battle that ensued, I was struck though the heart with an arrow from our damnable foes. Fortunately, AS I am a lawyer, the loss of my heart did not slow me down. I slew ten more of their number before I had to answer my cellphone. I then took a break and had a lovely Amstel light

[arcon]

Careful my lords and ladys. The tale of this
rescue must come from the mouth of Moon herself. All the more reason we must rescue
her. She is under great strife and tension.
Ive received another pigeon message....hmmmm(i like that "pigeon message").Latenights force has checked in. Latenight was injured
an arrow through the heart.....fortunately this doesnt effect lawyers.
We have also been blessed ,for there has been
a telepathic link established through Willow, a close and dear sister to moon.
Zelda and I have made Willow comfortable here
in the Palace. Shes having kiwi and Coffee with Zelda as i speak. More a little later
Respectfully yours the king......arcon

"FENCING WITH FAILING EQUIPMENT"!
now thats intolerable. This must not continue
It will permanantly damage Moons ability to fence competitions. I will personally take my elite palace gaurd fly in with "arconian one" the kingdom helicopter and rout these barbarians if this persist.
KING ARCON HAS SPOKEN


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[arcon]

just in : one of Swordsman pigeons reports that Fencing Angel heads up the force bringing back our Webmaster(Craig). He has returned to help Mango rescue Moon.
Damn that pigeon s--- on me......Gaurd ,off with his head!
King Arcon.

[latenight]

Just reporting form the field sire.

You mean these pigeons are for sending messages?

Oops, I used most of them to make Coq au Vin. But it was really good Coq au Vin!


Gotta go, I just saw a Chariot get rear ended by a heavy calvaryman.

"Hey buddy, you need a lawyer?"

Damn, the alarm on my Lexus just went off

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[Fencing Angel]

Open the gates of the city.... The Webmaster had returned... ::frowns and thinks:: "why isn't there anyone on the walls of the city"

Wait a minute... this is the wrong.... ok everyone back on your horses. head due east from here..... http://www.fencing.net/forum/tongue.gif

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[Fencing Angel]

Originally posted by Zelda:
However, members of the fighting force will be allowed to carry one weapon of choice about their person. How does that sound?

what is "one weapon of choice" Foil, Saber Or Epee? or is it 9mm .45 etc.

[Swordsman]

9mm? .45? Just where the hell do you think you are? This is the Kindgom of Arconia in the realm of fencing.net!!! We don't use no freaking ugly guns! Any fool can point and pull a trigger; it takes the skill of an Arconian to halve somebody with a gladius.

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"You can run, but you'll only die tired". -Michael Anson

[Moonitic]

Note from Lady Moon:

Hail Arconia!

You will find me in good health, but fencing spirit broken. Those cads have made me fence with faulty equipment. I've had nothing but red cards since I have been captured!

However, you all will be happy to know that my fencingsucks captors are rather dull. This message was delivered by one to a member of The Royal Bout Committee...they thought I was sending results of the last tournament.

They have, however, threatened to use magick to remove my memories of Arconia. If this is the case, Swordsman has been appointed my champion & scribe at arms. He has much to say.

I fear the fencingsucks guards may realize my deception. I must hurry now.

Fare thee well

[latenight]

Arcon,

I have been in touch with the so called legal experts of FencingSucks. I have presented Moon's defense. I have used the old, "if the lame don't fit, you must acquit" defense. I think the fools bought it. If it has worked she should be back in your custody in hours. Let me know how it goes.


PS, did you get my Pigeon message listing my latest billable hours summary?

Latenight Esq.

[Fencing Angel]

Sorry swordsmen. i guess your right...

[arcon]

Hello Arconians....I must report that Fencing
Angel got a little carried away..bless his soul. Close the city gates. The Webmaster is not back yet. We will know when he has returned. He will let us know.
Latenight i have men loading gold in the Palace 18 wheeler as we speak. (the billable
hours you spoke of).

Moon, be patient your rescue is at hand.
I have Arconia's best doctors on standbye
upon your arrival. Good luck Swordsman.
Godspeed.....live long and fence......
king arcon

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[Fencing Angel]

One thing king arcon... i am not a her... but i can see that my name could have led you other wise... we are on the road towards the great kingdom of arconina. i can see the towers in the distnce... we march on. (and this time i know we are at the right city gates.) http://www.fencing.net/forum/biggrin.gif

[Willow]

I must report that even though I am enjoying the comforts of the castle, my thoughts and prayers and spells are with those trying to rescue my sister, Moonitic. She is being very brave and valiant. I do not feel she is in much danger at the present moment, because, after all, those at fencingsucks are basically brainless and totally clueless. However, we must proceed with caution. Oftentimes, the fewer brains you have, the more dangerous you can be. If the Lady Moon can hold on, our victory will indeed be sweet. I have sent my messangers (totally trustworthy and dependable) to help search through my library for a certain book that holds a spell that the feeble magicians at fencingsucks cannot conquer. I will keep you updated on my search.


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[Fencing Angel]

Thank you for that Mango... i thought the same thing. but thought the years people have always seen angels, through their mind's eye, as female. but ya know it is ok. i don't take it personaly arcon... http://www.fencing.net/forum/smile.gif

[arcon]

hmmmmmmmmm Michael Landon was an angel.
.........arcon the enlightned