Who was that masked BBQer?

[Fencergrl]

Just in time for summer.

http://www.firebox.com/product/2088

Please Note:

* This is not a toy!
* Only use this product for cooking
* Sharp prongs can be dangerous
* Do not use while under the influence of alcohol
* Keep away from children
* Must not be used to settle a duel
* Sausage not included

Features:

* Free cardboard Musketeer mask to keep your identity secret
* BBQ Sword is made from stainless steel, handle made from wood to keep your hand cool
* Stainless steel handguard protects you from flames
* Prongs designed for skewering and turning
* Makes sausages sizzle and ladies swoon!

[chefencer]

Nice Vocabulary for Ad Copy:

Whether you're prancing around the garden making a total Athos of yourself, flummoxing guests with your frankly ridiculous mask or thrusting away at a regiment of seditious quarterpounders

[Katman]

It's out of stock too. Man. I was going to add this to my epee spoon.

[needle]

Make one yourself like I did - Someone needs to talk to the designers of this product

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Finally, someone is marketing to the pirate demographic!