Ask a HS Fencer...!

[Neinteen]

A wonderful idea posed by freerider, this thread will allow people of all ages to post their complex problems and have them answered by simple yet educated people.

Credit goes to Freerider:

...I should start a thread titled "Ask a moderatly ignorant and arrogant (which makes him more ignorant) high school fencer" kinda like "Ask Fencergrl" but with less conclusive information...

Except it will be better than Ask Fencergrl. None of this hokus pokus ethical and righteous answers.

Fore example, let's say Maple epee accidently fed his best friend a cake made with cow semen instead of milk. Now when his friend tells him that it was the best cake ever, and why it tasted so good, Maple's in a jam. (haha..)

Fencergrl's delusional mind would suggest telling what was really in it.

However, the clever minds that are our HS fencers, would suggest having Maple film himself making the next one, and his friend eating it, and then posting it on youtube or facebook.

Questions will be debated among the HS fencers that are present and the questionee, (the one asking the question) will have several choices to choose from. Unlike the dictatorial one message thread over there....

Woot Freerider.

[Pescados666]

What's with you and cow semen? I've seen you use it atleast twice in seperate posts :P
Anywho, as I am a highschool fencer, I can't really ask any questions. I can answer them though. ^_^

[Hyena]

Ooh, I'm a HS fencer! Does this mean I can help to answer questions?

[Neinteen]

heck yes.

[seven6ty]

Why do teenagers act like drunken adults all of the time?

[Neinteen]

Why do teenagers act like drunken adults all of the time?

Very good question there seven6ty.

Personally, I'd say it is to practice for the 'real world' when they become those drunken adults and use the persona they've perfected over the years.

[Timo]

I don't think that's a fair question. I think it's better to ask why drunken adults act like high schoolers?

[obsidian]

Dear High School Fencer--

I just picked my nose. What should I do with the goo that I found there?

Yours,
Obsidian

[the maple epee]

However, the clever minds that are our HS fencers, would suggest having Maple film himself making the next one, and his friend eating it, and then posting it on youtube or facebook.

That's an awesome idea...

[Pescados666]

Dear High School Fencer--

I just picked my nose. What should I do with the goo that I found there?

Yours,
Obsidian

Put it on a common place that people wouldn't look. I suggest the bottom of a light switch, bottom of a door nob, back of a cabnet handle, be creative! Of course, remember not to touch it yourself.

[the maple epee]

Dear High School Fencer--

I just picked my nose. What should I do with the goo that I found there?

Yours,
Obsidian

Send it to me and I'll put it into my cake...

Send it priority airmail, though, so it doesn't get stale.

[Pescados666]

Send it to me and I'll put it into my cake...

Send it priority airmail, though, so it doesn't get stale.

What's so bad about stale? He'll have to chew it up even more!

[the maple epee]

My friend is gonna be pissed...

[Timo]

Send it to me and I'll put it into my cake...

Send it priority airmail, though, so it doesn't get stale.

I was just about to say that! Way to go teamwork!

[Pescados666]

My friend is gonna be pissed...

I think he'll notice somethings wrong once he see's the cake clump together...

[FoilBlender]

Simple, you attach it to the tip of your blade and the next time you flick, it won't miss

[Pescados666]

I'll ask a question that most High School fencers should know something about, while reinstating this thread at the top of the list.

We're disecting pig fetus in Bio. I wore gloves, but my hands still smell horrible. It's a combination of fetus, latex, and dish soap. How can I get rid of this smell? I washed my hands thoroughly, but that seemed to make it worse. It's rather strange having to explain to others who don't have this class why my hands smell like fetus.

[fatfencer]

THere is some great stuff at Home Depot called orange hand cleaner, or GOOP. It's this Orange smelling stuff thats great.

You can also try using 20 MuleTeam Borax Laundry stuff and make a paste with some laundry detergent. Afterwards use some hand lotion so your skin doesnt dry out.

The home Depot stuff is the best, however. Has Pumice in it for scrubbing.

Good stuff.

Fatfencer

[the maple epee]

THere is some great stuff at Home Depot called orange hand cleaner, or GOOP. It's this Orange smelling stuff thats great.

You can also try using 20 MuleTeam Borax Laundry stuff and make a paste with some laundry detergent. Afterwards use some hand lotion so your skin doesnt dry out.

The home Depot stuff is the best, however. Has Pumice in it for scrubbing.

Good stuff.

Fatfencer

We've got a gallon of that in our machine shop...it gets grease and oil off like nothing else..

[Rabid Monk]

Dear High School Fencer,

I can't remember algebra (too much calculus).

Please help with the following problem:

There are two (2) airplanes, a turbofan and a turboprop.

The turbofan flies 50 kph faster than the turboprop.
The turbofan flies 2000 km in 3 hours less time than than the turboprop travels 2800 km.
How fast does the turbofan fly?