05-20-2008, 05:47 PM
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#21 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by epeemike81  Clearly, he can.
-m | Yet somehow I get the feeling that a man shouldn't be partaking in his own "fabulous prizes"...
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I now dangle to the left....my tassle. Get your minds out of the gutter.
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05-20-2008, 05:53 PM
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#22 | | Scrub
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Originally Posted by bigdawg2121 Yet somehow I get the feeling that a man shouldn't be partaking in his own "fabulous prizes"... | It would save on postage…
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05-20-2008, 06:05 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by bigdawg2121 Mr. E can you win your own contest? | No, that wouldn't be fair.
Consider my submission to have been part of a professional demonstration designed to inspire the amateur competitors. 
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05-20-2008, 07:07 PM
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05-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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05-20-2008, 07:46 PM
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#26 | | Member
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| "His sabre went that far?" | |
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05-20-2008, 07:52 PM
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| "It goes 'Small box, big box, shopping trolley'. Sheesh, and I thought you knew how to pull shapes."
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05-20-2008, 08:43 PM
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| "...and then to make the horse cry, I showed him."
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05-20-2008, 09:09 PM
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#29 | | Senior Member
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| Observe grasshopper: the sound of one hand clapping and the glass that is half full...
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05-21-2008, 03:52 AM
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#30 | | Member
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| You missed FF by how much????? | |
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05-21-2008, 10:15 AM
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#31 | | Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Scotland
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| "So Roch says that we will make the head lights in sabre this big. It will increase the visual appeal of our great sport."
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Guy on the left: "oooo"
Guy on the right: "Yeah, that's how much of my epee was sticking out of the guys back." | |
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05-21-2008, 12:43 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member
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| Right: "The FIE has decided THIS is an acceptable saber prep?!"
Left: "A little wider. But, yes, that's about it." | |
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05-21-2008, 01:08 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Dana Hall School, Wellesely, MA
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Originally Posted by Redblade Right: "The FIE has decided THIS is an acceptable saber prep?!"
Left: "A little wider. But, yes, that's about it." | Maybe it's just me, but I'd imagine their discussing epee... 
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05-21-2008, 01:17 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
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| No really, the wine glass grip can totally revolutionize sabre fencing...
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05-21-2008, 02:19 PM
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#35 | | Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: whereever our son is fencing
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| Left - I seem to have lost my way and wandered into your wine bar by mistake... have you seen the fencing venue?
Right - Are these the people in white coats carrying skewers about this long? No - haven't seen them - here have another glass. | |
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05-21-2008, 02:23 PM
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#36 | | Senior Member
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| I'll only coach them if their parents wallet is this fat.
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05-21-2008, 02:33 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Redblade Right: "The FIE has decided THIS is an acceptable saber prep?!"
Left: "A little wider. But, yes, that's about it." |  | |
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05-22-2008, 05:23 AM
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#38 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Edinburgh RCP
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| Gentleman with the glass states,
"I no like, I make punish with my model. Yes, put the little people statue in the big picture and draw face of fencer on little model, and other model, one two, three, all here. But no, no, is really little soul of fencer inside and with this technique, my secret technique, it all become clear, my friend." | |
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05-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| "No, no, no!
I tell you, he was THIS far off the strip!
I'm sorry, but I cannot award the touch. Mister Soter, please go back to the coaching area before I have to card you."
The scary thing is that I was there for this moment.
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05-23-2008, 08:04 AM
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#40 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| "I just saw an epeeist move THIS FAR in the course of just one bout! Man, I'm still shaking!"
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