| A Note for Zelda
Dearest Zelda,
As you know, I have been quite intrigued as of late with the young and most nubile Miss
Spears.
Although the kingdom has been in turmoil of late, I am afraid my heart will only allow me to be true to itself.
Therefore, I am writing to let your royal highnesses no that I will be in absentia for some time. I am going on tour with the young Miss Spears in both Arcadia and the realms beyond. We shall return when it is time for the Royal Choice Awards.
We have been married in secret and I will no longer be able to carry on my duties as royal legal council.
This is OK insomuch that the young Miss Spears is completely loaded and able to provide me with the lifestyle with which I am accustom.
Quite frankly, Arconia and it's many sided power plays has been quite taxing on a young playboy such as myself. And since her royal highness( ande I mean no disrspect) has found herself unable to have relations with anyone but the King, I really have no reason to stay in my current position( no pun intended).
I wish you well. The lovely Miss Spears wishes me to inform you that she is truly sorry to take me form you in your time of need. But true love comes so seldom in this twisted little realm of ours that I am sure you see the reason for our leaving.
In true love and affection,
Latenight, Knight of the
Realm
and one lucky lucky dog.
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