05-17-2008, 11:50 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| maple epee
Clear Your Storage
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05-18-2008, 11:15 AM
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| Best. Thread. Ever.
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05-18-2008, 05:29 PM
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| Maple Epee is forming a fan club.
I want in.
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05-18-2008, 05:42 PM
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| I think we should all do our best to keep this thread alive as long as possible.
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05-18-2008, 06:07 PM
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| I think it could be mistaken for a laxative ad...clear your storage?
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05-20-2008, 11:25 AM
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| Lets prolong the death of this thread...
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05-20-2008, 11:31 AM
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| I thought we already had a pointless thread we were keeping alive?
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05-20-2008, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Neinteen  Maple Epee is forming a fan club.
I want in. | What are the benefits of membership? | |
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05-20-2008, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Gav What are the benefits of membership? | All the milk you can drink and steak you can eat.
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05-20-2008, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Gav What are the benefits of membership? | Being a part of it, duh.
And discounted cow semen. that too.
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05-20-2008, 03:39 PM
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| Cow semen? There's a neat trick....
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05-20-2008, 03:50 PM
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| Damn. I was hoping this thread had a link where I could buy a hand carved maple epee to whack things with. Very disappointing. | |
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05-20-2008, 11:18 PM
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| All this and maple syrup. Don't forget the syrup...
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05-21-2008, 03:08 PM
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| Man, I'm craving waffles... | |
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05-21-2008, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Neinteen discounted cow semen. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyena Man, I'm craving waffles... |  lol wut?
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lol wut?
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05-21-2008, 07:20 PM
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| Cake, anyone?
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05-21-2008, 07:22 PM
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| haha Sigmund Freud? 
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05-21-2008, 07:23 PM
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| VERMONT WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR ITS CHEESE! Vermont makes a wide array of superb cheeses, artisanal, cheddars and brie types, why would they have to apologize for that?
Tarentaise Thistle Hill Farm Tarentaise is an aged, raw-milk, organic cheese handmade by John and Janine Putnam on their family farm in North Pomfret, Vermont.
Maple Smoked Cheddar is just one of the Grafton Village Cheese Company's excellent cheeses.
Cabot's best cheddar is called "Vintage Choice." Each block of Vintage Choice is hand-selected by Cabot's president. Aged undisturbed for 18 to 24 months, limited edition Vintage Choice is complex, opulent and full of nuances
Vermont Shepherd
The golden brown rind of this simple, elegantly shaped cheese is imprinted with the dairy's logo, a small sheep, and a lot number. The cheese has a smooth, creamy interior and a rich, earthy flavor with sweet hints of clover, wild mint, and thyme.
Vermont Chèvre has earned an honored place among chefs and consumers alike. Distinguished by a simple, mild, fresh goat's milk flavor, the cheese is highly versatile - an excellent ingredient in many dishes as well as on its own.
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05-21-2008, 07:25 PM
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| Holy ****, I know all of those people, and like 10 more.
Except for the Cabot guy...pffft, cabot... 
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05-21-2008, 08:59 PM
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| i think i own at vermontness though
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