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  1. 05-16-2008 11:02 AM #81
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  2. 05-16-2008 12:05 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by telkanuru View Post
    Y'all are off your meds is what.
    I was thinking it was starting to sound (more) like an insane asylum in this thread... but where's Napoleon and Jesus?
    Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
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    I am Jesus in Napoleon's body.


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    Violets are blue,
    I'm a schitzo,
    And so am I...
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    I'm sure FJ will be along directly. He usually appears when mentioned...
    As far as Old Boney, you'll have to ask Mr. E, because he's the one that's been making that diagnosis...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Epee View Post
    ...I'm wondering if there is a certain amount of Napoleon complex at play in these discussions.
    Last edited by chefencer; 05-16-2008 at 12:17 PM.
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  5. 05-16-2008 12:19 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyena View Post
    I presumed so!
    I was hoping somebody would get that one...I salute you, ma'am.
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  6. 05-16-2008 12:19 PM #86
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  7. 05-16-2008 12:28 PM #87
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    You can always count on Fencing Jesus to show up when you need him... except on the piste when I could really use his divine inspiration.
    Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
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  8. 05-16-2008 12:46 PM #88
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    I am the Fencing Moses.
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    EDIT: I can also do bris ... with my epee. This week I have a special deal for sabreurs - half off
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  9. 05-16-2008 01:46 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by needle View Post
    EDIT: I can also do bris ... with my epee. This week I have a special deal for sabreurs - half off
    Which half? Sounds painful in any case.
    And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
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  10. 05-16-2008 01:53 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianH View Post
    Which half?
    The left half.It's the more creative half, so sabbies don't need it.
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    My style is impetuous.
    My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
    I want your heart.
    I want to eat your children.
    Praise be to Allah!

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    Randal : [after the fire at the Quick Stop] Terrorists?
    [Dante shakes his head]
    Randal : I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefencer View Post
    I'm sure FJ will be along directly. He usually appears when mentioned...
    He is busy discussing the pursuit of cellular consciousness with the Divine Babaji. Please leave a message at the tone.
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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    I'm the Divine Babaji.
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    this be cool
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    You've gotta let me know
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    I am cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Musicfencer View Post
    yes you are
    Quoted for truth :P
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