05-16-2008, 10:02 AM
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| I'm about to open a big ol' can of whoop ass on all y'all!
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05-16-2008, 11:05 AM
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#82 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by telkanuru  Y'all are off your meds is what. | I was thinking it was starting to sound (more) like an insane asylum in this thread... but where's Napoleon and Jesus?
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05-16-2008, 11:10 AM
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| I am Jesus in Napoleon's body.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schitzo,
And so am I...
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05-16-2008, 11:15 AM
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#84 | | Super Shoebie
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| I'm sure FJ will be along directly. He usually appears when mentioned...
As far as Old Boney, you'll have to ask Mr. E, because he's the one that's been making that diagnosis... Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Epee ...I'm wondering if there is a certain amount of Napoleon complex at play in these discussions. |
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05-16-2008, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Hyena I presumed so! | I was hoping somebody would get that one...I salute you, ma'am.
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05-16-2008, 11:19 AM
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| I am the Alpha and the Omega. I also mix a nice Mojito.
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05-16-2008, 11:28 AM
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#87 | | Senior Member
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| You can always count on Fencing Jesus to show up when you need him... except on the piste when I could really use his divine inspiration.
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05-16-2008, 11:46 AM
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I part my opponent's parries with my blade, and lead the repenting foilists and sabreurs through 40 years of bouncing 
EDIT: I can also do bris ... with my epee. This week I have a special deal for sabreurs - half off 
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05-16-2008, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by needle EDIT: I can also do bris ... with my epee. This week I have a special deal for sabreurs - half off | Which half? Sounds painful in any case.
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05-16-2008, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianH Which half? | The left half.It's the more creative half, so sabbies don't need it.
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05-16-2008, 03:05 PM
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| I am Mike Tyson and I'm coming for you man.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.
Praise be to Allah!
BTW this is verbatim
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05-16-2008, 09:44 PM
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05-16-2008, 10:05 PM
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| I'm yer MOM!
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05-17-2008, 07:44 PM
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#94 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by chefencer I'm sure FJ will be along directly. He usually appears when mentioned... | He is busy discussing the pursuit of cellular consciousness with the Divine Babaji. Please leave a message at the tone.
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05-17-2008, 09:49 PM
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05-17-2008, 10:03 PM
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05-17-2008, 11:13 PM
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| this be cool
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Sometimes i think this cycle never ends
We slide from top to bottom and we turn and climb again
And it seems by the time that i have figured what it's worth
The squeaking of our skin against the steel has gotten worse
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05-17-2008, 11:16 PM
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| I am cool.
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05-17-2008, 11:17 PM
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| yes you are
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Sometimes i think this cycle never ends
We slide from top to bottom and we turn and climb again
And it seems by the time that i have figured what it's worth
The squeaking of our skin against the steel has gotten worse
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05-17-2008, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Musicfencer yes you are | Quoted for truth :P
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