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    >official Bruce Campbell Fan Thread<

    OK, if we can have fan threads for Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty, I say we add one for Mr. B movie himself, Bruce Campbell.

    "Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOM stick! The 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
    Can't you, just this once, f*** off?

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    I knew this trend would be starting


    "Speak softly and carry a big stick!"

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    I'll hop on this bandwagon.

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    She's your girlfriend, you take care of her!

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    "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
    Can't you, just this once, f*** off?

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    Interesting Essay

    A Chainsaw-Wielding Yankee in King Arthur's Demonic Court

    Army of Darkness is, surprisingly, one of the more complicated adaptations. Ash enters the past with the assumption that he is superior to the primitives around him, but never quite realizes that, for the most part, he is their moral inferior. Essentially, Ash behaves like Hank from the first half of Connecticut Yankee as if he were dropped into the second half of Connecticut Yankee. Indeed, Raimi adds a third part to the story, one that Twain did not include. Where Hank leaves the story just as the consequences of his arrogance begin to destroy the world around him, Ash is able to stick around and fight back.

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    A current USFA Vice Presidential nominee is good friends with Bruce Campbell. You should vote for Bruno for that reason alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    A current USFA Vice Presidential nominee is good friends with Bruce Campbell. You should vote for Bruno for that reason alone.
    Given the current shenanigans, does that mean the candidate is able to take it on the chin?

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    I recently read Bruce Campbell's autobiography "If Chins Could Kill," and I have to say, it's an amusing read.
    Can't you, just this once, f*** off?

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