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    Doctors vs "physicians"

    Who normally wins in a fencing bout: doctors, lawyers, PhDs, or engineers?

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    Engineers.

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    engineers.

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    In foil, I think lawyers are the clear answer by making persuasive arguments to the judge.

    A doctor would probably win sabre by being able to patch their own wounds in between rounds.

    The engineer wins in epee by spending the first 13 minutes of the bout drafting an elaborate and costly plan to win during the last 2.

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    Definitely engineers.
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    Engineers win all the bouts, but somehow the lawyers still end up the winners of the tournament
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    Engineer.

    'Cause they know how to fix their equipment, including that little button the directors are always looking for.

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    frickin' engineers man!! wtf!!?!!

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    Is there a difference between a doctor and a physician?
    Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epee_Pox View Post
    Is there a difference between a doctor and a physician?
    phd vs md

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    Quote Originally Posted by noodle View Post
    phd vs md
    If I go see a doctor, and he's only got a PhD, I'm going to find someone else. Whether he calls himself a doctor or a physician, he'd better have an MD to call himself either.


    And what does the title of this thread have to do with the actual contents of the first post?
    Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epee_Pox View Post
    If I go see a doctor, and he's only got a PhD, I'm going to find someone else. Whether he calls himself a doctor or a physician, he'd better have an MD to call himself either.


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    thats great.
    you call someone with a PhD "doctor", the exact same way you call a physician a "doctor", too. thats the difference between doctors and physicians.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_...ambiguation%29

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    Old New Yorker cartoon: (man holding wrist of person sitting on floor) "My doctorate is in English literature, but that pulse feels pretty good to me!"
    "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."

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    yeah you can get a doctorate in pretty much anything.

    but when people think "doctor," they think of an RD (real doctor, otherwise known as an MD)

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