A.S.S. Agents and knights(beware)

[arcon]

Arconian Secret Service Agents and Knights of
Arconia be warned at this time that Zarcon is back. According to an undisclosed A.S.S.
agent he is seeking Allies here in Arconia.
It has been reported that he may have established contacts with Arconian Citizens that are supporting his efforts.
I hope this is just propaganda but we cant take it lightly.
We are now on ARCONIAN STEEL LEVEL 3 ALERT
All weekend passes are now cancelled. 12 hr.security watches are now imposed upon all Gaurds, A.S.S. agents and knights until further notice.

Thanks
Live long and fence

King Arcon of Arconia

[Swordsman]

You see what happens when you de-fang the Strike Force Aiovus by drafting away one of its leaders, and half the members? You get a much weakened new force, with about half inexperienced regular soldiers!

[latenight]

Sire,

Britney and I will be out in the boat. It's important that one of your cabinet remain in hiding should the rest be killed. Might as well be me boss!!

Latenight Kor, and legal council to the court

[Zelda]

Latenight you are a coward!

[lochinvar]

Latenight, tell Zelda:

"No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;..."

(from 'The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock', by T.S.Eliot)

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: lochinvar ]

[latenight]

Yeah, what he said

My queen, It is of the utmost importance that one of the cabinet be safe. Since my duties to the court lay in the area of legal affairs, and this is not a legal matter, I best serve the court by seeing that the monarchy will be secure in the event of an attempted coup.

Arcon knows where to find me, should he need my skills as a negotiator or lawyer.

That such accusations come from you, my queen, who I hold in such a high regard, truly pains my to the very core of my being.

I am deeply , umm hold on......No Britney, not the Absolut, I said go get the Stoli....In a minute...I'm busy talking to the queen...
Where was I...Oh yeah, I'm deeply hurt.

Sir Latenight Legal Council to the Court and Knight of the Realm

[Zelda]

Point taken, however as leader of the Secret Service I would expect you to be LEADING your people, as that is what a LEADER does. I dont care if technically you are a legal eagle. (sorry the Queen is not feeling especially good today!)

[lochinvar]

Uh...Zelda? I'm not sure how to say this...but Latenight isn't the leader of the Secret Service...Angel is.

[latenight]

That's right. I'm not even an A.S.S. agent.

I, my dear queen, am a paper pushing bureaucrat, not a fighter.

Always at you service though, your hotness, umm I mean highness