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Array All Referees should have to pass THIS test... I can proudly say that I failed with flying colors the first time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4 -
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Array Nice.
Random observer: How many parry reposte touches were in that bout?
Ref: 6
Observer: What color were the shoe laces of the fencer on the left?
Ref: Don't know, don't care.
Observer: You shouldn't be a ref because you're not very observant. You suck ref, I'm going to tell the FOC you're not very observant. -
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Array -Sabresque
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Array I know this classic test (a basic research study relevant to my field), and I still had a hard time following the moonwalking bear through the action. "Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead." -- Dennis Pierce, 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest, detective fiction category runner-up. -
Eh, I saw the moonwalking object (didn't really register it as a bear so much as an anomaly) and then proceeded to continue counting, lest I miss a pass. I now dangle to the left....my tassle. Get your minds out of the gutter.
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Array I would have black carded the bear for offense against sportsmanship. Even if he did not call out his name three times, the moon dance was over the top.
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Array arrrgg
stupid bear, i missed him.
i would of black carded him
oh, story
I was fencing at states and one school had an eagle mascot, or some kind of bird (It had these really annoying purple and white feathers in it's wings). So its school's fencer, (my opponent) was fencing me and the mascot was at the back of my opp., so it was in my view. I told the ref to go shoo the mascot person away, but it came back, ARGGG. It kept flapping it's wings, SOOOOO distracting, with all those feathers! If the ref had to talk to him one more time, (I prob should have made him) would the person get black-carded, or the mascot object
my guess is the person, since the mascot is used as a prop, such as a flag or a whistle. At least we beat there team! -
If the ref thinks he's disturbing order on the strip (sounds like that would be a reasonable call) then a yellow card would be appropriate. -
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Array Real test So, if you try to meet the stated objective you fail the "test"....clearly the only way to pass the test is to have failed to have followed the ball being passed by the white shirt team...therefore proving that you have no ability to concentrate....not very good ref material....if the stated objective was to count how many passes the white shirt team makes but to raise your hand if you see a moonwalking bear, how many ref's would pass then??? -
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Array  Originally Posted by freerider258 If the ref had to talk to him one more time, (I prob should have made him) For the record, you can't make the ref do this. -
 Originally Posted by mrbiggs If the ref thinks he's disturbing order on the strip (sounds like that would be a reasonable call) then a yellow card would be appropriate. Yellow is the one colour you CAN'T give for that offence. -
 Originally Posted by pinkelephant Yellow is the one colour you CAN'T give for that offence. What? Disturbing order on the strip is a yellow card for a spectator. You obviously can't red card them, so I assume you're suggesting that you HAVE to black card a team mascot because he's bothering one of the fencers? I wouldn't say that's wrong, but I will say that it's a little bit silly, especially at a high school event. -
 Originally Posted by pinkelephant Yellow is the one colour you CAN'T give for that offence. Biggs is right...they changed it from Red/Black to Yellow/Black a while back for consistency as far as Red Cards = touch against etc (I believe that was the rationale anyway). I now dangle to the left....my tassle. Get your minds out of the gutter.
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Array Red card for spectator? What is that, a touch for the person standing next to you? "Sir, didn't I parry"
"You didn't take advantage of his blade enough, so no."
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 Originally Posted by pinkelephant Yellow is the one colour you CAN'T give for that offence. To be precise, the mascot would be disturbing order off strip. -
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Array  Originally Posted by KD5MDK To be precise, the mascot would be disturbing order off strip. you mean the person in the mascot, correct? -
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Array Aha! You ALL failed to notice that it wasn't a bear at all! It was a person dressed in ... something that vaguely resembled bear fur! -
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Array  Originally Posted by mrbiggs If the ref thinks he's disturbing order on the strip (sounds like that would be a reasonable call) then a yellow card would be appropriate. Allow me to say this about that....
You can thank me later.
Maybe fencers should spend more time learning to focus.
Last edited by Mr Epee; 04-09-2008 at 12:03 AM.
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Array  Originally Posted by Mr Epee As someone who's played basketball and fenced, free throws and fencing are completley different. A momentary distraction in fencing costs you a point, where as with free throws, you don't shoot until you're ready (within a time limit). When love bites, be sure to bite back.
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