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    Senior Member Array D+F+P=Hadouken!'s Avatar
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    Alrighty, Biggest Earners thread

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    I need some extra supprort in my journey to find my golden srize! Yay!
    This evening, I rearized that there might be other F-netters who have the same probrems!

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    We need supprort! And motivration! We could be a mutual supprort group! Yay!

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    Being skinny is not always frun. Being mistraken for a framine vaccine hurts...

    I'm Eightreen years old, six froot run, and I weigh *grulp* 220 lbs. I said it. My probrems are that I don't eat enough, and I have a fast metaborism.

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    My groal is to gain 30 pounds. I intend to get to my groal weight by eating pizza and hot drogs, and drinking orive oil.

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    Can anybrody help me? We need supprort! I'm so ronery! I need a montage!
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    What the ****?
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    Seriously, what's with all the typos?
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    I have no clue what that's supposed to mean, or what it has to do with "Biggest Earners."

    So I'm morphing this thread so it has something to do with the title.

    How much do you think the person above you ought to be earning? What's their annual economic value to the world, in other words, and why?
    Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    What the ****?
    ummm..."Team America"...the puppets-on-strings movie of a few years back that originally received an NC-17 movie rating for anatomically-correct, steamy wooden puppet sex.

    That's right...wooden puppet sex.

    DFP is typing the phonetic speech of the North Korean President, whose puppet figure played a major role in the film. "You have faired me for the rast time, Arex Bardrin!" Classic stuff.

    If you've ever wondered if a down and out drunken puppet puking in an alley could become a cinematic comedic masterpiece...this movie answers that question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Slo-mo View Post
    ummm..."Team America"...the puppets-on-strings movie of a few years back that originally received an NC-17 movie rating for anatomically-correct, steamy wooden puppet sex.

    That's right...wooden puppet sex.

    DFP is typing the phonetic speech of the North Korean President, whose puppet figure played a major role in the film. "You have faired my for the rast time, Arex Bardrin!" Classic stuff.

    If you've ever wondered if a down and out drunken puppet puking in an alley could become a cinematic comedic masterpiece...this movie answers that question.
    Thank you so much.

    You are my hero.
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    I'd be happy with 220... 6' 115 lbs. It does make it harder for me to be hit, but does make hit's hurt worse as they hit bone rather then fat.
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    Dude, the secret to gaining weight is to eat a lot.

    And I don't mean your definition of a lot. I mean the 250 lb dude's definition of a lot.

    Try this in your blender...

    1/4 cup olive oil
    1 cup peanut butter
    2 scoops whey
    1 cup milk
    1 cup oats
    1 banana
    1/2 cup ice
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    Wow... I suspect that just one go at that recipe would make me LOSE weight.........
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