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Reminiscing It's late, and I don't feel like sleeping, so I'm going back through the threads, finding stuff I'd forgotten. I figured I'd put this thread up as a kind of place to keep it all...here's one I dug up shortly after the rescue of Moonitic and Craig. Thought it interesting...
"Swordsman has been appointed my champion & scribe at arms." --Moonitic It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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HAHA, I found it! Originally posted by RedSectorA for the Arconian Independence day, I don't know if it's originally his or not. If not, I want to know whose. And if so, then my congratulations on pure brilliance!
"Ahhhhhhhh dragon has come to our village today…
We've asked him to leave but he wont go away…
Now he's talked to our King and they worked out a deal…
No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal!"
"Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch…
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch…
But we've no other choice so the deal we'll respect…
But we can help but wonder and pause to reflect!"
"Dooooo Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?…
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not???"
"Now we'd like to behead you and many have tried…
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide…
We hope that someday some brave knight will come by…
Cause we can't wait around to your too fat to fly!"
"Now you have such good taste in your women for sure…
They always are pretty, they always are pure…
But your notion of dining makes us all flinch…
Cause your favorite entrée is barbecued wench!"
"Dooooo virgins taste better than those who are not?…
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?…
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?…
Do virgins taste better than those who are not???"
"Now we found a solution it works out so neat…
"If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat…
No more will our number ever grow small…
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all"
"Dooooo virgins taste better than those who are not?…
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?…
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?…
Do virgins taste better than those who are not???" It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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